Short Buffoon Poems

Scaly green buffoon
Silhouetted on the moon….
Dragon with balloon...

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You

My Ex

Annoying

Like a Buffoon

Darn...

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all hail the world's bane
ludicrous caligula
terrible buffoon
riding on an ass, an ass
sliding on banana skins

© Gail Foster 20th January 2017...

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He is a caricature of his Dad
A faker, imposter, jester, and cartoon
Some say he’s a scoundrel, some kind of cad.
His reputation depicts a buffoon....

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Beauteous words
Bandbox words
Bristly words
Brazen words
Buffoon-like words
Busy words
Brainy words
Blarney words
Blimey words
Bewildered words
Be aware....

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Donald Trump, that disgusting buffoon,
Grimaces and gestures like a demented baboon.
     Liar and con man,
     A friend of the Klansman,
As well as of Putin and his KGB goons....

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What's a buffoon type restaurant
We serve ourselves and eat what we want
Gain humongous pounds
Till we can't walk around
Perhaps I'm thinking of a “buffet” response...

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Back in the saddle, a familiar old tune
Ain't as agile as when I was a young buffoon
Drove girls squirrelly
With lingo so syrupy
Talk of the town even made old grannies swoon...

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Back in the saddle, a familiar old tune
Ain't as agile as when I was a young buffoon
Drove girls squirrelly
With lingo so syrupy
Talk of the town even made old grannies swoon...

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Don’t hate the buffoon for his ignorant views;
You’d pity instead if you walked in his shoes,
   For what you would find is
   The truth that a mind is
A terrible thing to not know how to use....

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Some call me a jester, some call me a buffoon
Either way I love it, it makes me swoon
Mission accomplished
Don't need no accomplice
Can buffoonasize myself until early next June...

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The border crossing comes much too soon
When we reach our destination in life's cartoon
Starring Bugs and me
And Porky makes three
Hope I don't start acting like a goofy buffoon...

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A Buffoon Of A Tune

My boyfriend looks like a buffoon
He thought he could sing a great tune
Couldn't hold a note
Was holding a tote
Instead he flew right to the moon.

Written: Jan. 1, 2016
Sherri White...

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Fred's parrot learned 'Polly wants a cracker'
  Now Fred struts around town with a swagger ~
     But I popped Fred's balloon
     Called his parrot, 'buffoon' ~
  "My parrot requests gluten-free snacks, sir!"...

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Our newest favourite restaurant is called Wimpy's
A character needing hamburgers to fill his rotund belly
From the Popeye cartoon
A loveable buffoon
His big belly jiggled like a bowl full of jelly...

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Our newest favourite restaurant is called Wimpy's
A character needing hamburgers to fill his rotund belly
From the Popeye cartoon
A loveable buffoon
His big belly jiggled like a bowl full of jelly...

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Our newest favourite restaurant is called Wimpy's
A character needing hamburgers to fill his rotund belly
From the Popeye cartoon
A loveable buffoon
His big belly's like mine, a bowl full of jelly...

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How is humor described in the dictionary
Am I considered a buffoon with a brain quite aerie
Do I have comedic talents
Or am I unhinged, unbalanced
Sure hope it doesn't turn out I'm a big fat fairy...

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How is humour described in the dictionary
Am I considered a buffoon with a brain quite aerie
Do I have comedic talents
Or am I unhinged, unbalanced
Sure hope it doesn't turn out I'm a big fat fairy...

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Got on an elevator during our honeymoon
A rather large lady got on behind and pressed number two
Blurting out, I said
“What about the stairs?”
She replied, “And burn a calorie?" I felt like a buffoon...

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So pitiful
grasping at the lives we chanced
those who survived
130 thousand forgot
so soon
pompous buffoon
Boris Johnson will not isolate after Covid case among staff
news just 23 hours ago
humanity
just how low will we...

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his appalling stupidity
never ceases to overwhelm
underwhelm in fact
truth be told
he's a buffoon
disguised as youth
I shake my head
incredulous
it's somehow
gotten him
this far
in life



Submitted December 28, 2017...

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If he is a bothersome Bagley from Baggers town
He is a buffoon, a jokester, a creep, a clown.
We did not know another Bagley, just this one, our new Reverend Jim.
He did not get a fair shake, we disliked him immediately on a whim....

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IN WINTER
Brown fox
Wears socks

THE WILD JOKER 
Baboon 
Buffoon

NEED SOME ADVICE
Barn owl
Wise fowl

BIRD FLU 
Stricken
Chicken

OPULENCE ON OFFER
Rich dish
Goldfish



4th April 2023...

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My robe de chamber has legs and a tail.
It generates loud laughs without fail.
It could be used as a Halloween costume.
Adults think I look like a big buffoon.
More sexy by far is wall paper paste.
At my age comfort is not a thing to waste....

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