What About the Stairs

Got on an elevator during our honeymoon A rather large lady got on behind and pressed number two Blurting out, I said “What about the stairs?” She replied, “And burn a calorie?" I felt like a buffoon
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Cunningham Avatar
February 15, 2020 at 9:04 AM
Sounds like she didn't want to lose those love handles haha.
Ellison Avatar
February 15, 2020 at 9:13 AM
Wifey was a little red-faced!!! LOL
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