Short Breaking Wind Poems

Answer me this friend 

Are you talking out your end

Or just breaking wind...

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Of taxes there seems no end
Soon they’ll tax our breaking wind
In the name of Sin

By Robb A. Kopp...

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an old owl shudders
a cacophony of geese -
wildly breaking wind

5/7/2020

An Haiku with motions...

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Donald Trump, of course, won't be there
"Fake News", as you know, is not fair!
This world's gone nuts
But Trump has guts
And knows breaking wind clears the air...

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Fond of spicy food this smart man called Bart
Alone he loves to hear his tuneful fart
But on romantic hot date
Foist is his sole option straight
For him to break silent wind is an art....

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He staggered from her bedroom zombie like,
And scratched his armpits, belching, breaking wind;
His hair was sticking up, his beard unkempt;
He took a shower, brushed his teeth – and grinned....

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‘Airy Ain’t It

It sways the trees and makes them bend
while fueling climate changing trend
It’s Mother Nature breaking wind.



12/12/14
submitted to Gods of Winds – Poetry Contest...

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A flatulent lady named Jan
When she farts folk reach for a fan
That rank onion smell
It comes straight from hell
She sure is a windy woman!

I had onion bhaji’s for tea
With my tum they did disagree
I keep breaking wind
When will it rescind….
You don’t want to stand close to me!!!

We went out for an Indian meal last night  …..I’m nothing if not honest lol

12~15~16...

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My dear friend Jan this one’s for you
I know you’re sick and feeling blue
You know we love you and wish you well
I’m sorry you’re quarantined and feel like hell
I’ve written a limerick to make you smile
It’s a little stinky and somewhat vile…

I ate some beans that left me chinned
I gasped for air but I was pinned
Swelled up with some gas
I now smell like swass
Another day of breaking wind

But seriously, I hope you are getting better Jan.
We all love you my friend!...

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