Short Bow Wow Poems

I said 'Ciao'

     My dog went 'bow-wow'...

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How now
      Bow-wow

      Say cheese 
      Smile, please...

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Let sleeping dogs lie
Don't get tripped by their feet
They come awake with a snarl,
and might think that you're meat....

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ding-a-ling bump bee bow wow boo
thing-a-jing jump me how cow coo
wring-a-fing grump free frow how who
string-a-ming rump she pow wow foo...

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Two dogs named "Bow Wow" and "Pow Wow"
Chased after a young dairy cow
Her name was, "Silk"
But gave no milk
'til a Longhorn tickled a sow...

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Cross eternal bliss?
Hell:  What did I miss?

Accept Him now
Or huge bow-wow!

Connect with Him
Light doesn't dim!
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delicious chow
    a dog's bow-wow 

  juicy worm so sweet
    a robin's tweet

  a lover betray
    a horse's neigh

  an ill-timed kiss
    a snake's loud hiss...

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Joe found himself in a bit of a rut
     So, he bought himself the friendliest mutt
        Bow-wow, lick-lick, slurp-slurp
        Joe's space that mutt usurped
     Not room enough for them both in Joe's hut...

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what kind of puppy are you? Roxie asked the basket pup.
he had weird colored eyes, and his pointed ears stuck straight up.
interloper did not answer, but these beasts spoke bow wow.
Basket pup hid his face inside his blanket and let out a meow....

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She was the cat’s meow
But yet she cried bow-wow
Bow-wow-meow is the place I drink milk moo-moo 
Not mine skirt apparel I’m the ballerina in the tutu
Whom am I to cry out, when in my throat I shout NOW



11/17/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©
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You can make upside down cake with peaches! Wow!
I love the idea, said my snippy curt neighbor, Mrs. McDow.
That woman never has an original thought said my chow.
Sammy is not a normal dog, he does not do bow wow.
His wisdom is astonishing, his intelligence high-brow.
I was amazed that he knew so well old Mrs. McDow...

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*Image of Traffic Ticket Myths by DMV.org.

Bow Wow N.O.W.

They say that cops don't give tickets to pretty girls being so cavalier,
Yes, young lady, we don't give pretty girls speeding tickets. Just sign here!

2021 December 05
*4th Place*
YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER
~~L MILTON HANKINS: Judged 2021 December 05...

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Moon is my soul
Sun is my brain
That's why whenever I cry my energy drains 
When I smile it rains
And all my makeup goes in vain
I love the sound of train
My mom loves  to bargain 
And look on the Terrace cute little sparrows eating grain
The neighbours nearby looking at me again
Watching them I make the sound of dog 
Bow wow and they get entertain

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When I saw her face I thought she would whine
But she did not grouse a bit this time
This was one of her tattling-feasts.
This annoyed me beyond Golem’s beasts.

I detest tattling more than gossip I know now.
Her attitude is dour, her face a big bow-wow.
The next time she comes to my door, I will not be home.
I will be drinking my tea, under the window, writing a poem...

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democracy is
like mobocracy or like
gangocracy ~ folks

conservatives are
like preservatives ~ packaged
seasoned condiments

green party nature's
most guarded percentages ~
dimes quarters and halves 

national org. of
women ~ beauty contest is
the bow wow n-o-w club

peace corp manned front lines
hyped to show peace sign with hands
 ~ fingers ... two not one...

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He's young
he is inspiring
his music make you think
his image makes you see there more
there more to him the just music
he role in movies and tv shows
he helps others
liked by many 
but not for what I see
he is my role model 
I look up to him
we the same age
if possible want to be like him
never seen in person
but not needed.
it is my favorite singer
who is it
Bow Wow...

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A tiny black kitten mewed at me
  Green eyes like diamonds sparkling
I motioned 'Come here;' she jumped in my arms
  Yet in the morning she'd clean disappeared

I 'Here-kitty-kittied' up and down all the streets
  Hoping against hope, my pretty kitty to meet
But instead of 'mew-mew,' there was 'bow-wow' and 'ruff-ruff'
  ~ For my tiny kitty I cried... I think I've told you enough...

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It seems that many or most people are such vicious animals that they automatically assume I'm an animal. In a world and in a social reality where people act more like animals and animals act more like people and children act more like adults while adults act more like infantile children. So be it. Take me for a walk then, on a leash. bow wow. Nevermind. I'll take myself for a walk. woof woof....

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Chicago now has cause to cheer
  The Cubs are winning games this year

     I've checked things out and found
     when the moon is up, the sun is down

     Large gray clouds do contain
     snow, if cold; if warm, rain

     Birds keep chirping, cats still meow
     Cows graze and moo, dogs bark - bow-wow

  Who understands God's mysterious ways
  The Cubs are winning ~ we cheer, amazed...

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The help monger was trying to spoon out the candied hearts.
They were being obstinate, stubborn, off the charts.
A cupid came along to see if he could help in any way.
They finally got them all collected at the end of the day.

We will put them on beds, pillows, candies and cakes.
We will fill up the vibrating recliner until she shakes
cupid began to back off, she was afraid of the help monger now.
His ideas of grandeur were worse than a pup stuck on bow wow!...

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I lost a precious associate, 
my dog Bumfuzzle,
no one left to teach me unconditional love,
and there is no one to bark.	
 
I've known you since you,
were just a patchy little puppy,
I watched you grow into, 
a good-looking bow-wow friend. 
	
I'll always think of you,
I'll keep your memory alive,
the painful memories,
that has left an ache in my heart.	

But now it’s over, 
you're gone forever,
all I have is your picture in a frame,
on my wall as remembrance....

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There is a brighter Side To             BEING A SHEEP HERDER

There's got to be a brighter side to being a sheep herder?
baa baa  baa, hOW YOU DOIN
bow wow- wow wow, Hey man!!!
rough- Watch it!!!
Hey Sheep
Beep-beep
I got the right of way
Hey sheep
To close my ears are jammed
Can't hear a word you sayN
Just tryN to do my Job
Come on Ya! U pose???
TO FOLLOW ME
AHHHHHHH!
(There's got to be a brighter side to being a sheep herder?)

1/10/18
Written by James Edward Lee Sr....

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