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Traffic Ticket Myths: What's Fact and What's Fiction? | DMV.ORG

*Image of Traffic Ticket Myths by DMV.org. Bow Wow N.O.W. They say that cops don't give tickets to pretty girls being so cavalier, Yes, young lady, we don't give pretty girls speeding tickets. Just sign here! 2021 December 05 *4th Place* YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER ~~L MILTON HANKINS: Judged 2021 December 05

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Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 12/29/2021 12:17:00 PM

Hello William Kekaula, ah-ha! pretty girl do get tickets. Aloha! Happy New Year. Darlene

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 12/29/2021 4:53:00 PM

Hello William, yes it does depend on which side the bread is buttered. Enjoy your holiday. Aloha! Darlene.

Hilo Poet
Date: 12/29/2021 1:03:00 PM

I am pleased, Darlene, for your cheery day. It depends on which side of the bread the officer butters. Truly, Happy 2022! I'm abroad with la famalia and their peqeunos, hence, adios mi amigo!

Jan Allison

Date: 12/14/2021 4:24:00 PM

thanks for the smile and I love the pic, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Hilo Poet
Date: 12/14/2021 5:29:00 PM

Thank you, Jan, on all counts, my friend, Aloha!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/7/2021 3:08:00 PM

very well done, William. I enjoyed this. Congrats.

Hilo Poet
Date: 12/7/2021 4:04:00 PM

'Tis a bit wordy but I'm glad it's out there to be enjoyed, thank you much, Andrea, Aloha!

Beata Agustin

Date: 12/6/2021 10:21:00 PM

Congrats! Thanks for sharing this... wisdom-filled reality in your poetic lines... God bless you.

Hilo Poet
Date: 12/6/2021 11:13:00 PM

Blessings, Beata, you are a candlelight of constant joy my friend, Aloha!

Harry Horsman

Date: 12/6/2021 8:24:00 PM

Great entry, William, and deservedly placed.

Hilo Poet
Date: 12/6/2021 9:23:00 PM

Thanks, Harry, I'm pleased to know this my friend, Aloha!

Janice Canerdy

Date: 12/6/2021 8:56:00 AM

Ouch! Now this is funny, William! CONGRATS. Janice

Hilo Poet
Date: 12/6/2021 10:12:00 AM

The inception and guffaw combo culminated in bellyaches, Janice, thanks aplenty my friend, Aloha!

Christuraj Alex

Date: 12/6/2021 4:20:00 AM

Great! Day-to-day scene in India. Beautifully penned. Congratulations!

Hilo Poet
Date: 12/6/2021 7:08:00 AM

That's wonderful, Christuraj, thank you my friend, Aloha!

Terry Flood

Date: 12/6/2021 12:42:00 AM

A speeding ticket AND a slap in the face… bad day! Good win, William. Terry

Hilo Poet
Date: 12/6/2021 12:54:00 AM

'Tis hysterical, Terry, hard keeping a straight face! Thanks my friend, Aloha!

John Watt

Date: 12/5/2021 9:28:00 PM

William, very funny... hope the lady in the picture doesn't read poetry soup! Congrats on your win ~ John

Hilo Poet
Date: 12/5/2021 9:52:00 PM

Lol, I'm grateful, John, as I post when I can, volunteering my time being with the sick and lonely as our numbers decrease due to covid. Blessings my friend and stay well Aloha!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/5/2021 5:20:00 PM

Oops…doubly devastating. LOL. Congratulations!

Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/7/2021 6:54:00 AM

And when they don’t take the bait, we end up in tears.

Hilo Poet
Date: 12/5/2021 8:36:00 PM

Hehe! It left me in stitches, Kim, hoping you too, Aloha!

L Milton Hankins

Date: 12/5/2021 5:09:00 PM

Congratulations, William. I'm convinced my wife did this on a number of occasions, so it did bring a hearty laugh for me.

Hilo Poet
Date: 12/5/2021 8:33:00 PM

Thanks, Milt, again 'tis another nick of time entry, glad to make your list my friend, Aloha!