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Bow Wow Now

*Image of Traffic Ticket Myths by DMV.org.

Bow Wow N.O.W.

They say that cops don't give tickets to pretty girls being so cavalier,
Yes, young lady, we don't give pretty girls speeding tickets. Just sign here!

2021 December 05
*4th Place*
YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER
~~L MILTON HANKINS: Judged 2021 December 05

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Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 12/29/2021 12:17:00 PM Hello William Kekaula, ah-ha! pretty girl do get tickets. Aloha! Happy New Year. Darlene Login to Reply Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 12/29/2021 4:53:00 PM Hello William, yes it does depend on which side the bread is buttered. Enjoy your holiday. Aloha! Darlene. Hilo Poet Date: 12/29/2021 1:03:00 PM I am pleased, Darlene, for your cheery day. It depends on which side of the bread the officer butters. Truly, Happy 2022! I'm abroad with la famalia and their peqeunos, hence, adios mi amigo!

Jan Allison Date: 12/14/2021 4:24:00 PM thanks for the smile and I love the pic, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 12/14/2021 5:29:00 PM Thank you, Jan, on all counts, my friend, Aloha!

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/7/2021 3:08:00 PM very well done, William. I enjoyed this. Congrats. Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 12/7/2021 4:04:00 PM 'Tis a bit wordy but I'm glad it's out there to be enjoyed, thank you much, Andrea, Aloha!

Beata Agustin Date: 12/6/2021 10:21:00 PM Congrats! Thanks for sharing this... wisdom-filled reality in your poetic lines... God bless you. Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 12/6/2021 11:13:00 PM Blessings, Beata, you are a candlelight of constant joy my friend, Aloha!

Harry Horsman Date: 12/6/2021 8:24:00 PM Great entry, William, and deservedly placed. Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 12/6/2021 9:23:00 PM Thanks, Harry, I'm pleased to know this my friend, Aloha!

Janice Canerdy Date: 12/6/2021 8:56:00 AM Ouch! Now this is funny, William! CONGRATS. Janice Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 12/6/2021 10:12:00 AM The inception and guffaw combo culminated in bellyaches, Janice, thanks aplenty my friend, Aloha!

Christuraj Alex Date: 12/6/2021 4:20:00 AM Great! Day-to-day scene in India. Beautifully penned. Congratulations! Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 12/6/2021 7:08:00 AM That's wonderful, Christuraj, thank you my friend, Aloha!

Terry Flood Date: 12/6/2021 12:42:00 AM A speeding ticket AND a slap in the face… bad day! Good win, William. Terry Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 12/6/2021 12:54:00 AM 'Tis hysterical, Terry, hard keeping a straight face! Thanks my friend, Aloha!

John Watt Date: 12/5/2021 9:28:00 PM William, very funny... hope the lady in the picture doesn't read poetry soup! Congrats on your win ~ John Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 12/5/2021 9:52:00 PM Lol, I'm grateful, John, as I post when I can, volunteering my time being with the sick and lonely as our numbers decrease due to covid. Blessings my friend and stay well Aloha!

Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/5/2021 5:20:00 PM Oops…doubly devastating. LOL. Congratulations! Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/7/2021 6:54:00 AM And when they don’t take the bait, we end up in tears. Hilo Poet Date: 12/5/2021 8:36:00 PM Hehe! It left me in stitches, Kim, hoping you too, Aloha!

L Milton Hankins Date: 12/5/2021 5:09:00 PM Congratulations, William. I'm convinced my wife did this on a number of occasions, so it did bring a hearty laugh for me. Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 12/5/2021 8:33:00 PM Thanks, Milt, again 'tis another nick of time entry, glad to make your list my friend, Aloha!