William Kelii Kekaula Poet Couplet

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Bow Wow Now

*Image of Traffic Ticket Myths by DMV.org.

Bow Wow N.O.W.

They say that cops don't give tickets to pretty girls being so cavalier,
Yes, young lady, we don't give pretty girls speeding tickets. Just sign here!

2021 December 05
*4th Place*
YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER
~~L MILTON HANKINS: Judged 2021 December 05

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Darlene De Beaulieu December 29, 2021 at 12:17 PM Hello William Kekaula, ah-ha! pretty girl do get tickets. Aloha! Happy New Year. Darlene Darlene De Beaulieu December 29, 2021 at 4:53 PM Hello William, yes it does depend on which side the bread is buttered. Enjoy your holiday. Aloha! Darlene. William Kelii Kekaula December 29, 2021 at 1:03 PM I am pleased, Darlene, for your cheery day. It depends on which side of the bread the officer butters. Truly, Happy 2022! I'm abroad with la famalia and their peqeunos, hence, adios mi amigo!

Jan Allison December 14, 2021 at 4:24 PM thanks for the smile and I love the pic, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx William Kelii Kekaula December 14, 2021 at 5:29 PM Thank you, Jan, on all counts, my friend, Aloha!

Andrea Dietrich December 7, 2021 at 3:08 PM very well done, William. I enjoyed this. Congrats. William Kelii Kekaula December 7, 2021 at 4:04 PM 'Tis a bit wordy but I'm glad it's out there to be enjoyed, thank you much, Andrea, Aloha!

Beata Agustin December 6, 2021 at 10:21 PM Congrats! Thanks for sharing this... wisdom-filled reality in your poetic lines... God bless you. William Kelii Kekaula December 6, 2021 at 11:13 PM Blessings, Beata, you are a candlelight of constant joy my friend, Aloha!

Harry Horsman December 6, 2021 at 8:24 PM Great entry, William, and deservedly placed. William Kelii Kekaula December 6, 2021 at 9:23 PM Thanks, Harry, I'm pleased to know this my friend, Aloha!

Janice Canerdy December 6, 2021 at 8:56 AM Ouch! Now this is funny, William! CONGRATS. Janice William Kelii Kekaula December 6, 2021 at 10:12 AM The inception and guffaw combo culminated in bellyaches, Janice, thanks aplenty my friend, Aloha!

Christuraj Alex December 6, 2021 at 4:20 AM Great! Day-to-day scene in India. Beautifully penned. Congratulations! William Kelii Kekaula December 6, 2021 at 7:08 AM That's wonderful, Christuraj, thank you my friend, Aloha!

Terry Flood December 6, 2021 at 12:42 AM A speeding ticket AND a slap in the face… bad day! Good win, William. Terry William Kelii Kekaula December 6, 2021 at 12:54 AM 'Tis hysterical, Terry, hard keeping a straight face! Thanks my friend, Aloha!

John Watt December 5, 2021 at 9:28 PM William, very funny... hope the lady in the picture doesn't read poetry soup! Congrats on your win ~ John William Kelii Kekaula December 5, 2021 at 9:52 PM Lol, I'm grateful, John, as I post when I can, volunteering my time being with the sick and lonely as our numbers decrease due to covid. Blessings my friend and stay well Aloha!

Kim Rodrigues December 5, 2021 at 5:20 PM Oops…doubly devastating. LOL. Congratulations! Kim Rodrigues December 7, 2021 at 6:54 AM And when they don’t take the bait, we end up in tears. William Kelii Kekaula December 5, 2021 at 8:36 PM Hehe! It left me in stitches, Kim, hoping you too, Aloha!

L Milton Hankins December 5, 2021 at 5:09 PM Congratulations, William. I'm convinced my wife did this on a number of occasions, so it did bring a hearty laugh for me. William Kelii Kekaula December 5, 2021 at 8:33 PM Thanks, Milt, again 'tis another nick of time entry, glad to make your list my friend, Aloha!