Short Bob Poems
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Before all others!
Oh those who are perusing!
Benjamin Franklin
To know who should be the head,
Who is the actual tail?
Ann laid an egg
Cheryl laid an egg
Susan laid an egg
Bob put all eggs in one basket
Form:
There was once an alien called Bob
Who had a very rubbish job
He was a teacher
And also a preacher
And he loved breaking door knobs!
I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob.
Thanks Bob
I Exceeded Maturity
At A VERY Young Age
And There Ain't No Way
I'll EVER
Get It Back.
-Gray Squirrel
05-25-2025
thank god for bob dylan
thank god for god
thank bob dylan for being god
thank god for being bob dylan
thank bob dylan for being bob dylan
my wife insists im a slob
for naming our daughter bob
was all I could do
and quite really true
bobs sure to find a great job.
There once was a fellow named Bob
Who was happy cause he'd got a job
But soon after being hired
Poor Bob was fired
And all he does now is sob
As Robert J Rady
and I sit in a boat on Willow Lake he shows me
how fishing and cold beer go together,
much like sunshine and warm weather.
Big Buoy Bob
There is a big buoy
Named Bob
He has an unusual job
He sits on the grass
With his ever flat ass
Never to ring
His ding dong
here veggies and meat are greet
covered with spices
and a sauce that's sweet and sour
slow cooked for a hour
a taste to devour
so let us
Eat!
I employed a fellow named Bob,
Who was unmotivated, a slob,
When told what to do,
He would hide, in the loo,
He got angry when he lost his job!
my friend has this item she got
its something she shouldnt have bought
she used it alone
til her boy came home
and now we all laugh at the thought
Watching my cartoons
My favorite is Sponge Bob
Yellow with square pants.
_________________________
Dedicated to my son Kaleb
hello Bob
Ten grammys!
And you are a Christian!
The Times They are a Chang'n
You have an Academy award too?
Blow'n in the Wind
Your parents must be proud!
"Hello Bob!" were the very last words,
that Deputy Robert M Ollinger heard,
just before he got blown away,
by William H Bonney, during the Kid's greatest escape.
I used to work with a man named Bob
The Tooth Fairy, he decided to rob
He didn't have any teeth
That's why he became a thief
He needed to chew his corn on the cob
That Slick Limerick writ by Bob Quigly,
'Insane in Maine,' got me so giggly
I twisted up my tongue;
so, I swallowed and wrung
and choked on my long stick of Wrigley.
Bob once worked for J. Edgar Hoover
Some thought was a shaker and mover
I don't care what they said
Bob swore to get ahead
And mastered the hind-lick maneuver
Whose dog is it? Someone queried.
The rest of the neighbors laughed.
Look at his colorful tam
Look at his dreads
It is Marley’s dog
Or an impersonator, someone suggested
So you think you can heal
all the wrongs in the world,
then just play your song,
give it a harsh, biting tune,
make it sting as you sing,
tambourine-playing man!
Form:
frightened trees
cannon balls fly
where teardrops fall
10.17.16
Title of the songs for each line used
Mr. Tambourine Man
Blowing In the Wind
Where Teardrops Fall
• "Knock knock," a familiar voice said
• I peep through the window and swing open the door
• My good friend Jim-Bob is seen standing there
• Feet glued to the floor
Finding it more difficult to tie my shoes
Velcro flaps are the answer to my blues
Having this problem?
Try bob bob bobbin'
Half way down you'll emit sounds like a kazoo
Have any of you ladies been hit with a lob
From a baseball right in your “mossy bob”
As a male I cringe
I feel a twinge
Remembering some groin hits, I still start to sob