A Mossy Bob

Have any of you ladies been hit with a lob From a baseball right in your “mossy bob” As a male I cringe I feel a twinge Remembering some groin hits, I still start to sob
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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February 26, 2017 at 9:44 AM
I once played catch and pitch//With a sour old witch//I threw a lob//which hit her bob//now I'm a frog, its a bitch! GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!! Did I really say that???
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February 26, 2017 at 9:49 AM
Yes it came through loud and clear!!! Guess the nature of my poem caused you to lose all sense of decency! LOL GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!!!
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February 26, 2017 at 8:45 AM
The ladies get hit all the time, usually right at bedtime, i doubt that it hurts, lest you're a pervert, In that case it might be a crime
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February 26, 2017 at 8:55 AM
Not quite the same thing, Daniel!!! LOL
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February 26, 2017 at 7:43 AM
Lol! Xomo
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February 26, 2017 at 7:50 AM
Dear Mo!!! Up and at him... it's a bright and shiny new day, here in Toronto! Love to you, Jack Sprat xxx
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February 26, 2017 at 7:26 AM
Male fear writ, right there, Bob. Ovaries are much more protected within the body, and don't tend to get hit as much, but are just as sensitive; doctors should take care while doing a pelvic examination, for instance. Does it seem fair that males are more vulnerable, here? Never bothered me all that much. Because *childbirth* Yeee-Ouch!
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February 26, 2017 at 7:36 AM
Quite an analysis Doug!!! LOL The world population would surely suffer if us guys produced the babies!!!
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