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A Mossy Bob

Have any of you ladies been hit with a lob From a baseball right in your “mossy bob” As a male I cringe I feel a twinge Remembering some groin hits, I still start to sob

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Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 2/26/2017 9:44:00 AM

I once played catch and pitch//With a sour old witch//I threw a lob//which hit her bob//now I'm a frog, its a bitch! GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!! Did I really say that???

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/26/2017 9:49:00 AM

Yes it came through loud and clear!!! Guess the nature of my poem caused you to lose all sense of decency! LOL GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!!!

Daniel Turner

Date: 2/26/2017 8:45:00 AM

The ladies get hit all the time, usually right at bedtime, i doubt that it hurts, lest you're a pervert, In that case it might be a crime

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/26/2017 8:55:00 AM

Not quite the same thing, Daniel!!! LOL

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 2/26/2017 7:43:00 AM

Lol! Xomo

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/26/2017 7:50:00 AM

Dear Mo!!! Up and at him... it's a bright and shiny new day, here in Toronto! Love to you, Jack Sprat xxx

Doug Vinson

Date: 2/26/2017 7:26:00 AM

Male fear writ, right there, Bob. Ovaries are much more protected within the body, and don't tend to get hit as much, but are just as sensitive; doctors should take care while doing a pelvic examination, for instance. Does it seem fair that males are more vulnerable, here? Never bothered me all that much. Because *childbirth* Yeee-Ouch!

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/26/2017 7:36:00 AM

Quite an analysis Doug!!! LOL The world population would surely suffer if us guys produced the babies!!!