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A Mossy Bob

Have any of you ladies been hit with a lob
From a baseball right in your “mossy bob”
As a male I cringe
I feel a twinge
Remembering some groin hits, I still start to sob

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Lim'Rik Flats Date: 2/26/2017 9:44:00 AM I once played catch and pitch//With a sour old witch//I threw a lob//which hit her bob//now I'm a frog, its a bitch! GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!! Did I really say that??? Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/26/2017 9:49:00 AM Yes it came through loud and clear!!! Guess the nature of my poem caused you to lose all sense of decency! LOL GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!!!

Daniel Turner Date: 2/26/2017 8:45:00 AM The ladies get hit all the time, usually right at bedtime, i doubt that it hurts, lest you're a pervert, In that case it might be a crime Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/26/2017 8:55:00 AM Not quite the same thing, Daniel!!! LOL

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 2/26/2017 7:43:00 AM Lol! Xomo Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/26/2017 7:50:00 AM Dear Mo!!! Up and at him... it's a bright and shiny new day, here in Toronto! Love to you, Jack Sprat xxx

Doug Vinson Date: 2/26/2017 7:26:00 AM Male fear writ, right there, Bob. Ovaries are much more protected within the body, and don't tend to get hit as much, but are just as sensitive; doctors should take care while doing a pelvic examination, for instance. Does it seem fair that males are more vulnerable, here? Never bothered me all that much. Because *childbirth* Yeee-Ouch! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/26/2017 7:36:00 AM Quite an analysis Doug!!! LOL The world population would surely suffer if us guys produced the babies!!!