Short Blunder Poems
Short Blunder Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Blunder by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Blunder by length and keyword.
A one hit wonder is never a blunder- but a once only hit
12/23/18
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Categories:
blunder, song,
Form:
Monoku
About God's love I do wonder
To not track down would be a blunder!
Secret of the inner child
And before the Lord be mild
Categories:
blunder, faith
Form:
Quatrain
Sucker punched from down under
Ill intent, not a blunder
Your words don’t impress
Don’t bash the U.S.
Who’s the numpty, I wonder
Categories:
blunder, anti bullying,
Form:
Limerick
complete peace accord
given to us by the Lord
can always afford
what we would wonder
spell God had left us under
never makes blunder
Categories:
blunder, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
God just made a terrible blunder
Clearly revealed by claps of thunder
There was no sinner
Just Aussie dinner
After poking around Down Under
Categories:
blunder, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Air you breathe, hunger that sit
Fair you treat, thunder that skip
Hair like sheath, colored and lit
Snare as you beat, blunder over your slip
Categories:
blunder, music, senses,
Form:
Epigram
To me it is no bloody wonder
The way that they do things Down Under
When a well-aimed egg
Hit their PM's head
He declared it was just a blunder
Categories:
blunder, political,
Form:
Limerick
A Black-Widow spider may mate
With her tastiest dinner date
Her children may wonder
If she made a blunder
Though they cannot wait to test fate!
Categories:
blunder, philosophy,
Form:
Limerick
Here lies (but I must tell the truth)
A Stag Party Dancer named Ruth
A natural wonder
Who caused priests to blunder
Inside the confessional booth
Categories:
blunder, dance, eulogy, fun, lust, sensual, sexy, woman,
Form:
Limerick
A Digger who came from Down Under
Was disturbed by Donald Trump's thunder
It seems that a tweet
Incited a bleat
But who can blame Ewe for the blunder?
Categories:
blunder, animal, confusion, giggle, international, internet, lust, political,
Form:
Limerick
As I blunder
Misdirect my course
Falling away
From recourse
I sit and sigh
The time is nigh
To get up and
Stand fast
Get a career
So my family can last
Categories:
blunder, abuse, age,
Form:
Free verse
In a big bag sat, groceries bought
A tight knot tied, in the said bag got
All fell to the floor
When the bottom tore
To show, forming the knot was for naught!
Categories:
blunder, humorous, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Billie Boy was a lad from Down Under
Who with explosives rarely did blunder.
But he became diverted
By a blonde short-skirted.
Blam! Off to Wagga Wagga asunder.
Categories:
blunder, humor,
Form:
Limerick
AFV proves that we all love to see
Children and pets goofing up on TV
We can't help but wonder
How little ones blunder
Whilst God is laughing at blunders by Thee!
Categories:
blunder, children, fun, giggle, god, perspective, pets, prayer,
Form:
Limerick
Reject this authoratarian plan..
Its plastic poison.' Make a stand.'
Write, sign, email.' Steel your wills.'
Speak the truth, the only answer to
Such intended I'lls.'
Categories:
blunder, anxiety, freedom,
Form:
Rhyme
Where twinkling star still is will wonder,
And what spell we do seem to be under,
When we heard all of Trump's thunder.
Jim Horn
PS. Caused by another big blunder.
Categories:
blunder, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
What I Will Always Wonder
About what I will always wonder;
Stupid spell Trump has us under;
Union's state,
Not too great,
By his screw ups and big blunder.
Jim Horn
Categories:
blunder, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Billy was ten and building a rocket.
He claimed no one his age could top it.
The day came for the firing
But a blunder in the wiring
Made it end up in Billy’s pants pocket.
Categories:
blunder, humor, youth,
Form:
Limerick
Gun Able To Stun Is the One
What we really do need is a gun,
That should be used only to stun;
Control under,
With no blunder;
For teachers would be ideal one.
Jim Horn
Categories:
blunder, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Living life without wonder
is a serious blunder
From a fidgety photon
to the glaciers of Greenland
Every image captivating
when you're concentrating
Categories:
blunder, image, life, uplifting,
Form:
Couplet
Quigley Down Under
Quigley down and under
Thought he took a blunder
No sound did he maker
Till he met Bo Baker
Quigley down and under
Left his pants, did wander.
04/11/2016
Categories:
blunder, fun, humor, nonsense,
Form:
Light Verse
some of you people probably wanna die.that leaves me to wonder why you are
still here.keep clear the thoughts bought of heaven,book seven gods
number,what a blunder,feel the thunder?
Categories:
blunder, art,
Form:
Haiku
A blooper, a blunder, a bungle, a botch
A miscue, a misstep, misjudgment and more
A faux pas, a boo-boo, a bumble for sure
A miscalculation, a miscomputation, grade goes down a notch.
Categories:
blunder, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Blunder Sin - A Didactic Cinquain
Blunder
Egregious, inexcusable
Bobbling, gaffing, lapsing
Ever so inexcusable
Sin
2/24/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2021
Categories:
blunder, analogy, conflict, confusion, engagement, how i feel,
Form:
Didactic
Why do men have nipples I wonder
Serving no purpose, their survival's a blunder
Becomes quite confusing
Coz each sex's developing
But they develope later in equal numbers
Categories:
blunder, humor,
Form:
Limerick