Short Blunder Poems

My childhood blunder
Moms’ plate shattered asunder
My ball the wonder...

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The best way to proceed after a blunder 
Is to begin again and make it better....

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You’ve made a blunder
My kind heart you did plunder
Raging like thunder

By Robb A. Kopp...

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L' amore
     
      Knows no blunder 
      
         except that of
       
             Echoes....

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Coronavirus Down Under
Was caused by a major blunder
A kangaroo court
Supported cavort
Spreading the virus asunder...

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A one hit wonder is never a blunder- but a once only hit

12/23/18

Winners and Losers Contest

Sponsor: Silent One...

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About God's love I do wonder
To not track down would be a blunder!
Secret of the inner child
And before the Lord be mild...

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Sucker punched from down under
Ill intent, not a blunder
Your words don’t impress 
Don’t bash the U.S.
Who’s the numpty, I wonder...

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complete peace accord
given to us by the Lord
can always afford

what we would wonder
spell God had left us under
never makes blunder...

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God just made a terrible blunder
Clearly revealed by claps of thunder
There was no sinner
Just Aussie dinner
After poking around Down Under...

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Air you breathe, hunger that sit
Fair you treat, thunder that skip
Hair like sheath, colored and lit
Snare as you beat, blunder over your slip...

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To me it is no bloody wonder
The way that they do things Down Under
When a well-aimed egg
Hit their PM's head
He declared it was just a blunder...

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A Black-Widow spider may mate
With her tastiest dinner date
Her children may wonder
If she made a blunder 
Though they cannot wait to test fate!...

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Here lies (but I must tell the truth)
A Stag Party Dancer named Ruth
A natural wonder
Who caused priests to blunder
Inside the confessional booth...

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A Digger who came from Down Under
Was disturbed by Donald Trump's thunder
It seems that a tweet
Incited a bleat
But who can blame Ewe for the blunder?...

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As I blunder
Misdirect my course
Falling away
From recourse
I sit and sigh
The time is nigh
To get up and 
Stand fast
Get a career
So my family can last...

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In a big bag sat, groceries bought
A tight knot tied, in the said bag got
All fell to the floor
When the bottom tore
To show, forming the knot was for naught!...

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Billie Boy was a lad from Down Under
Who with explosives rarely did blunder.
But he became diverted
By a blonde short-skirted.
Blam! Off to Wagga Wagga asunder....

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AFV proves that we all love to see
Children and pets goofing up on TV
We can't help but wonder
How little ones blunder
Whilst God is laughing at blunders by Thee!...

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Where twinkling star still is will wonder, 
And what spell we do seem to be under, 
When we heard all of Trump's thunder.

Jim Horn

PS. Caused by another big blunder....

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What I Will Always Wonder

About what I will always wonder;
Stupid spell Trump has us under;
Union's state,
Not too great,
By his screw ups and big blunder.

Jim Horn...

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Billy was ten and building a rocket.
He claimed no one his age could top it.
The day came for the firing
But a blunder in the wiring
Made it end up in Billy’s pants pocket....

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Gun Able To Stun Is the One

What we really do need is a gun,
That should be used only to stun;
Control under,
With no blunder;
For teachers would be ideal one.

Jim Horn...

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Living life without wonder
     is a serious blunder

   From a fidgety photon
     to the glaciers of Greenland

   Every image captivating
     when you're concentrating...

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Quigley Down Under

Quigley down and under
Thought he took a blunder
No sound did he maker
Till he met Bo Baker
Quigley down and under
Left his pants, did wander.


04/11/2016...

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