Short Bloody Mary Poems

Eight hundred meters
Demanding in all aspects
Race with a high toll
Epitome of extremes
Coach called her Bloody Mary...

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Mary I reigned over the land
her approval was in demand.
Yet it's quite odd
that she was a fraud.
Too bad she wasn't entombed in sand....

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Relax

Enjoy

Day.

Relax, enjoy days of life, reality embrace dreams display in good never in disgrace.bloody Mary is not the for play....

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Bloody Mary
was a queen - and scary;
She just loved sending folks to the tower
but she still always managed to look damn sour.

For Andrea’s clerihew contest...

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A young dead woman named Bloody Mary
for Halloween dressed as the good fairy.
At the mirror she beamed.
No one let out a scream.
BUT many still had dysentery!...

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I'm not lazy, I'm just very, very relaxed
Work is a foreign word, it causes me to collapse
In a great big heap
Needing more sleep
Or another Bloody Mary or Caesar perhaps...

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I'm not lazy, I'm just very, very relaxed
Work is a foreign word, it causes me to collapse
In a great big heap
Needing more sleep
Or another Bloody Mary or Caesar perhaps...

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Ole Bloody Mary’s a friend of mine
with splash of vodka and twist of lime.
tomato crush
which makes me flush,
yet, she leaves me out of sorts at times.

Contest: Pick a Beverage any Beverage
Date: 10/29/11...

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Limerick: Once a tight Lobbyist in real pain

Once a tight Lobbyist in real pain
Tried in vain to get his M.P.’s gain
So his Secretary
A laced Bloody Mary
Pumped M.P.s to P.M. to take reign.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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King Henry VIII ‘s daughter, Bloody Mary
This evil queen’s mission, England’s Protestants to bury
Never at night did she wake 
After a day yelling, “Burn him at the stake!”



* I wanted to use "off with his head" but could find no historical evidence she ever used this phrase. Only in Alice in Wonderland!...

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Bloody Mary,
Bloody Mary,
Bloody Mary,
O' so scary.

Putting mortals,
to the test,
come on out,
at my request.

Bridge the gap,
that is between,
all that is,
and everything.

I call upon,
a Bloody Mary,
being of vengence,
O' so scary.

Come forth,
into the light,
of this night,
so to serve me,
and to help,
me with my fight....

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Can't you see that I am blind. Yet I still see the ghosts and the signs making love with the devil her eyes made of metal. Thunderous beasts we shall bleed and wrestle. American dreams I embezzle run you over hit the pedal. 
Bloody mary your so hairy, Bloody mary your so hairy, holy mary shes a fairy Clothed in black singing and screaming with a crack, open up frozen gates....

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I wish I had a Bloody Mary
     To come to my rescue
And quell the aches and pains caused by
     The drink I should eschew

Please make it extra spicy
     With the olives, now don’t skimp
Maybe even top it off
     With a tasty big fat shrimp

A bit of hot horseradish
     ‘Round the rim would be delightful
Then please tell why I drink 
     That would really be insightful...

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Hot peppers and spicy horseradish
   a gut-punch to the solar plexus
 Snake venom with moldy cheese
   not tonight, if you please...

 Tadpole skins and locust larvae
   strains my stomach of iron
 But a bloody Mary eggnog combo
   gags the esophagus of this Hawaiian

 Wonder how I developed my bizarre sense of taste?
   ~ A flush of the toilet for whoever said, 'Haste makes waste'...

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SHARK IN THE SOUP-
 MUNCHING ON GOLDFISH CRACKERS AND BLOODY MARY ---

hark! Sailor retreat
I see them shark in the soup
off the bow in sea 

alpha bit crackers
floating on top the waters
bloody Mary chew 

sea red Mary dead
munching on Gold fish crackers
shark in the soup now

hark! Sailor’s retreat



12/19/18
shark in the soup Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Anthony Slausen...

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when i say stop
i lie awake
to feel myself cry to myself
first we say to each we love
and find a lie in between

fare that 
fare
i like that word

it makes me grizzle
even when the coffee rings awake
you with that staring at me..

oh, i’m supposed to do what then
i’ll make us a bloody mary
only for us, besides
i’m on my period

and as always
you non-relent..
and i go more 
than three doors down..

to knock again...

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Across the room are more than she
More than us and more than we.

At table eight sits twisted fate
Once starry eyed now belittled hate
His meal tonight a seafood stew
He savages prawn and thinks of you.
 
Bloody Mary at the bar
Is deep in thought and drifting far
On mantis leaf waits death for he
Who fingers pleasure but does not see.
 
Across the room is simply she 
Simply us and simply me.
Mary fed me from my plate 
A prawn,a twist and a little hate....

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