Short Bloke Poems
Short Bloke Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bloke by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bloke by length and keyword.
Footle-On the Road
great bloke
with jokes
Tribute to Bob Hope...
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Categories:
bloke, funny, people
Form:
Light Verse
Rambling
I met a guy from the ramblers today
I think his name was John
He was a harmless bloke I suppose
But he just went on and on...
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Categories:
bloke, funny
Form:
I do not know?
Velvet Kisses
Kissing the velvet
Oh how soft
Cushioney
Gentle on my lips
Spit, spit
Wipe, Wipe
Cough, Choke
That pillow isn't a bloke...
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Categories:
bloke, funny
Form:
I do not know?
what a guy
imagine a wanker joke
parliament gone up in smoke
brings in a rocket
hid deep in pocket
well guy fawkes you silly bloke.
...
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Categories:
bloke, abuse, anti bullying, bullying, england, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
You'Re In The
Text does not reflect me
for I'm a dynamic fella
I'm tea I'm coffee Ribena and coke
urine the toilet bowl
and I'm not that bloke...
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Categories:
bloke, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Suspect Deal
My friend called Jerry Shorten
Saw a great deal and bought in,
The company went broke
Alas poor bloke
Now listens every day to the warden....
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Categories:
bloke, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Bull Market
Trump Savings & Loan is a joke
Concocted by some Russian bloke
Although it may seem
An investor's dream
The management team is Stone-Broke!...
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Categories:
bloke, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Mind-Body Discord
The mind can trick the body
but it can't trick the heart
The same bloke who walks on nails
sees a pretty face ~ then falls apart...
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Categories:
bloke, beauty, body, strength,
Form:
Rhyme
Bath Thyme
The Romans preferred a good soak
But ladies choose pools with a bloke
For even a fool
Knows water gets cool
Unless there is a bloke to stoke...
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Categories:
bloke, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Kidney Stone
There was a young bloke from Sydney
Found a large stone in his kidney
Went into a Doc
Who took out the rock
Surely felt better then did-n-ee...
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Categories:
bloke, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Boris
A Brit politician named Boris
Who spoke like he ate a thesaurus
Became the head bloke
Which seemed like a joke
As his morals were somewhat porous...
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Categories:
bloke, political,
Form:
Limerick
Pointless
Would it be considered a fail;
to be pointless and to no avail,
to act and conspire,
around a campfire,
to tell a bald bloke a hair-raising tale....
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Categories:
bloke, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Good Fry Day
A Viet Cong cook with a wok
Was stir-frying rice for his folk
But when Putin spoke
His eyes filled with smoke
The Devil just tagged his own bloke!...
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Categories:
bloke, humor,
Form:
Limerick
George Had One Thing
First president a general bloke
His accomplishments? Well, let me see.
He could relate to most common folk.
Famous for chopping down a cherry tree....
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Categories:
bloke, america, usa,
Form:
Clerihew
Door 2 Door Sails
An housewife in need of a poke
Was charmed by a sweet-talking bloke
He gave her what-for
Then dashed out the door
Because he mis-spoke and he's broke...
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Categories:
bloke, culture,
Form:
Limerick
Sly Swimmer
there once was a sly swimmer bloke
whose manners were sure to provoke
his form was unique
a brand new technique
he mastered the women’s breaststroke...
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Categories:
bloke, cute, men, silly, success, woman,
Form:
Limerick
Henry He Ain'T
There once was a blind British bloke
Whose nose-in-the-air was a joke
He set out to plunder
But found that Down Under
A bounder most likely will croak...
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Categories:
bloke, england,
Form:
Limerick
Pm Boris Johnson's Bad Hair Days
PM Boris Johnson wrestles with bad hair days, but he doesn't seem to care!
Would some kind soul lend the bloke a comb and brush to tame his tousled hair!...
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Categories:
bloke, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Mirrors and Smoke
From Manchester came a bloke
who thought himself quite bespoke.
His risqué pick up lines
were made in monorhymes.
He proved to be all mirrors, no smoke....
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Categories:
bloke, cute, funny, giggle, humorous, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Of Curse
You’ve heard of that bloke from Nantucket
Whose bluster was blue by the bucket.
I’m much too uptight
To finish this right,
But you get the picture, so......
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Categories:
bloke, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Arty Stuff No 2
Arty stuff No 2
Rodin was chipping away,
At a big lump of marble one day,
He was sculpting a bloke,
But with one dodgy stroke,
The wobbly bits all flew away!...
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Categories:
bloke, art, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Smoke You Choke
You see them puff, of that they smoke
they think their tough, like a manly bloke
We’ve all had enough, of that we choke
so let’s not bluff, or we all will croak...
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Categories:
bloke, crazy, health, image, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
A Silly Mistake
Jane's dad was a man of hauteur,
He employed a guard for his daughter.
But that bloke was her dream,
She eloped with him,
Her father didn't know this suitor!...
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Categories:
bloke, father daughter,
Form:
Limerick
Dracula
Dracula was a blood sucking bloke,
Dressed in a flowing, black cloak.
If you looked into his eyes,
You'd be hypnotized,
Then he'd sink his fangs in your throat.
9/19/12...
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Categories:
bloke, fantasy, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Imagining - Hexaline
In the hairdresser's chair,
Seeing stunning blond hair,
Just caught my eye right there.
Imagining her face.
Did it have poise and grace?
Its a bloke, thoughts erase!
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Categories:
bloke, hair,
Form:
Verse