Short Bloke Poems
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I met a guy from the ramblers today
I think his name was John
He was a harmless bloke I suppose
But he just went on and on
Form:
Kissing the velvet
Oh how soft
Cushioney
Gentle on my lips
Spit, spit
Wipe, Wipe
Cough, Choke
That pillow isn't a bloke
Form:
imagine a wanker joke
parliament gone up in smoke
brings in a rocket
hid deep in pocket
well guy fawkes you silly bloke.
Text does not reflect me
for I'm a dynamic fella
I'm tea I'm coffee Ribena and coke
urine the toilet bowl
and I'm not that bloke
My friend called Jerry Shorten
Saw a great deal and bought in,
The company went broke
Alas poor bloke
Now listens every day to the warden.
Trump Savings & Loan is a joke
Concocted by some Russian bloke
Although it may seem
An investor's dream
The management team is Stone-Broke!
The mind can trick the body
but it can't trick the heart
The same bloke who walks on nails
sees a pretty face ~ then falls apart
The Romans preferred a good soak
But ladies choose pools with a bloke
For even a fool
Knows water gets cool
Unless there is a bloke to stoke
There was a young bloke from Sydney
Found a large stone in his kidney
Went into a Doc
Who took out the rock
Surely felt better then did-n-ee
A Brit politician named Boris
Who spoke like he ate a thesaurus
Became the head bloke
Which seemed like a joke
As his morals were somewhat porous
Would it be considered a fail;
to be pointless and to no avail,
to act and conspire,
around a campfire,
to tell a bald bloke a hair-raising tale.
A Viet Cong cook with a wok
Was stir-frying rice for his folk
But when Putin spoke
His eyes filled with smoke
The Devil just tagged his own bloke!
First president a general bloke
His accomplishments? Well, let me see.
He could relate to most common folk.
Famous for chopping down a cherry tree.
An housewife in need of a poke
Was charmed by a sweet-talking bloke
He gave her what-for
Then dashed out the door
Because he mis-spoke and he's broke
there once was a sly swimmer bloke
whose manners were sure to provoke
his form was unique
a brand new technique
he mastered the women’s breaststroke
There once was a blind British bloke
Whose nose-in-the-air was a joke
He set out to plunder
But found that Down Under
A bounder most likely will croak
PM Boris Johnson wrestles with bad hair days, but he doesn't seem to care!
Would some kind soul lend the bloke a comb and brush to tame his tousled hair!
From Manchester came a bloke
who thought himself quite bespoke.
His risqué pick up lines
were made in monorhymes.
He proved to be all mirrors, no smoke.
You’ve heard of that bloke from Nantucket
Whose bluster was blue by the bucket.
I’m much too uptight
To finish this right,
But you get the picture, so...
Arty stuff No 2
Rodin was chipping away,
At a big lump of marble one day,
He was sculpting a bloke,
But with one dodgy stroke,
The wobbly bits all flew away!
You see them puff, of that they smoke
they think their tough, like a manly bloke
We’ve all had enough, of that we choke
so let’s not bluff, or we all will croak
Jane's dad was a man of hauteur,
He employed a guard for his daughter.
But that bloke was her dream,
She eloped with him,
Her father didn't know this suitor!
Dracula was a blood sucking bloke,
Dressed in a flowing, black cloak.
If you looked into his eyes,
You'd be hypnotized,
Then he'd sink his fangs in your throat.
9/19/12
In the hairdresser's chair,
Seeing stunning blond hair,
Just caught my eye right there.
Imagining her face.
Did it have poise and grace?
Its a bloke, thoughts erase!
I knew a prankster, a mean-hearted bloke
Who liked to play wicked practical jokes
He'd empty your locker
And wouldn't restock her
Then try to sell you an expensive cloak