Short Bleach Poems
Short Bleach Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bleach by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bleach by length and keyword.
Laundry, odor, stink
Parmesan cheese, fungus, dirt
Bleach, washing powders
(Let me Haiku you from a grandmother's point of view.)
He was hooked by bleach blond fish
Only concerned with his
Onyx deed and red tie to please
Kinda dumb to be at
Ease
Really Trump is a rump
Tangled seaweed shore
sharp in salt and sweet decay
Crab claws still clenched shut
in defense of losing prey
Sun, to bleach, is on it's way...
A lady on Waikiki Beach
Was bone-white from drinking Trump's bleach
But Trump did not gloat
For she could not vote
She's no longer a Georgia peach!
It's time for a dose of disinfectant
Cleaning both house and home as expectant
Someone get the bleach
I plead and beseech
But not in the arm as an injectant
The annual migration to the beach
The manatees are basking in the sun
Be sure to pack large quantities of bleach
The eyes will need a rinse before you’re done
Over six decades
slinging dirt around
reckless-hearted one.
Over six decades
having dirt slung at me.
Time to get out the bleach
scrub things clean
Join me?
The cook kept smelling something stink
Found out, it was the kitchen sink
Poured ammonia then bleach
That smelled like the beach
Then suddenly, he couldn't think
De-words are so lazy
Dewater is to drain
Degas is let gas out
Decolor is to bleach
Depaint is strip off paint
Destain remove the stain
Denouce, denude thy De's
I know this will get better
because I cannot fathom it feeling any worse
although my eighty-eight year old mother put
bleach on her shingles.
That was probably worse.
Mister Trump they all want to impeach
For constitutional overreach
Can't say that I blame them
I'd love them to shame him
Perhaps his orange hair they can bleach
Trump supporters were truly impressed
When Trump took bleach to church to be blessed
Trump did not succeed
The pastor could read
And decreed Trump indeed was possessed
bleach tastes nice
bleach tastes mice
bleach tastes spice
bleach tastes rice
bleach tastes dice
bleach tastes vice
bleach tastes slice
bleach tastes jesus crise
Nevermore the river styx shall ye reach
The trickster has played his tricks leaving your bones to bleach
Take ye heed in life be fair or in death the raven will steal your fare.
Santa was embarrassed I kind of think
Because of a bleach mishap, his suit was pink.
Mrs. Claus apologized, up and down her sink.
But in the end, I think he looked darling in pink.
Trump gave Putin Covid tests
While Americans were very stressed
To Putin he was drawn
As the pandemic raged on
While Trump told us to 'drink bleach, it's best'
10-9-2024
There once was a small beach full of bleach,
Each bottle held a silvery leech.
Those nasty leeches did hiss,
And they would readily kiss,
We carefully stayed out of their reach!
Our love burns-
Like bleach on a flesh wound,
My love will never,
Can never,
Fail me,
Bodies like oil paint on the wall,
Intertwined so severely,
One cannot tell one from the other,
That is us.
It sinks in deep
Staining you like bleach
It will stay there even when you are free
The weight of it will be excruciating
But you’ll move on despite it all
And you’ll be ok even on the hard days
If they refuse to step up
to do what needs to be done
we'll find a place for them
out under the sun.
If they continue to quibble
and won't lend a hand
we'll leave all their bones
to bleach white the sand.
lipstick on his bleach white collar
in the shade of his wife’s blush
his pulse point still feels her breath
colleagues think he’s been fooling around
he has
2/19/2020
Poise, strong, sun bleach form,
an old covered bridge from long ago,
nestling in an old forest grove.
While water flows beneath its sole,
a refuge of passage between two worlds.
8/28/2017
Tear me down and rip me up
throw the carpets out
all my wires and plugs disrupt
scrAPE AND clean the grout
wrecking ball ,imploding
brains
drano down in all the drains
bleach my soul of all the stains
cleanse my heart of doubt.
You are a total leech
sucking what is good for you;
Plagued with pitiful speech
always mumbled and garbled;
Never had a far enough reach,
you embarrass yourself;
Thieves always hide what’s true,
little did you see I am made of bleach.
Facts are precisely what they are,
Indisputable;
Stubbornly enduring stains.
Pour gallons of bleach
To completely submerge in bucket,
Fat chance; the stains remain.
Date written: 09/29/2021