Short Bertie Poems
Short Bertie Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bertie by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bertie by length and keyword.
bumblebee bertie
bumblebee bertie
belongs beyond begonias
buzzing beautifully...
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Categories:
bertie, animal,
Form:
Alliteration
He's a Real Pain
A dental assistant named Bertie
Found patients could sometimes get shirty
One annoying old bloke
Would repeat the same joke
His appointment time was 'tooth hurty'
This old joke drove Bertie insane
Still he laughed at it once again
But the dental staff
Had the biggest laugh -
This gentleman’s surname was Payne!
06~08~17...
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Categories:
bertie, humorous, irony,
Form:
Limerick
Thanksgiving Turkey Trot
Bertie the Turkey made a getaway
And got down on his knees for thanks to say
Bertie knew that his fate
Was to be on a plate
Being gobbled up on Thanksgiving Day.
Bertie couldn’t get up on his legs again
He was old and his knees were causing pain
His language became fowl
He threw in the towel
For the Turkey trot had all been in vain....
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Categories:
bertie, humorous, thanksgiving,
Form:
Limerick
Our Bertie
You said goodbye to me today,
You cried for me and held me tight.
I tried to tell you it’s ok,
I tried to stay but couldn’t fight.
You gave me love, looked after me,
You we’re always there my family.
But now I’m gone I am at peace,
My pain and suffering now has ceased.
So don’t be sad and do not cry,
For now I’m running above the sky.
In fields of green with daffodils,
Down the dales and over the hills....
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Categories:
bertie, bereavement, loss,
Form:
Rhyme