Short Barrister Poems

Barrister Fahad Malik Dead.
Osama Nadeem Satti Dead.
Khalid Urf Guddu Also Dead.
Yazeed Pay Lanat Bay Shumar.
Note.Yazeed Lanati....

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Never misstepped
    never misspoke
  Her bearing impeccable
    equilibrium evoked

  Adored by her subjects
    bewigged barrister... blimy bloke
  Tears flood the world's heart
    its queen's not awoke...

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Limerick : Once a pregnant Teen saw a Barrister

Once a pregnant Teen saw a Barrister
Thought she recognised the future Father
So she set him a trap
He rushed into her lap
Now she’s stuck with Twins, says Solicitor.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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Limerick: Once a Barrister hired a Spinster

Once a Barrister hired a Spinster
To work his pump short of a sphincter
She bought piston and nuts
Fixed up the leaking guts
Then Spinster married Barrister’s sister.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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Being able  to face and
Blame erring fellows when
Brutal actions are done,
Bringing out justice from
Brave heart without fear of
Blacklisting and arrest,
Beneath all these, she’s kind.



DATE:8-16-2016

CONTEST:Pleiades-B by Kim Merryman....

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Still i rise
they planted me in acid
death is inferior, i remain Placid
attacking my flesh and bone, I am not shaken I am passive
they never stop, they remain avid
Still i rise
they stoned my character
sue my hopes, I am tormented by their barrister
exploited like I was Africa
Still i rise
No pain shall ever be shown through my eyes
A masochist defies...

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Alternative dispute resolution, said he
Barristers speak like that usually
Conciliation the outcome, we seek
During our meet, with the Beak
Evidence we have, evidently

Fraud is thick in the air, it is true
Grounds of recompense we pursue
Hearings will proceed
Indemnity achieved
Judging the Judge, goes with YOU!

Limerick 11
Lawyer/Barrister
Sponsored by Joseph May

10/1/2019...

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Pastor, I know every church member,
Who during your sermon would slumber
And could supply you the entire snoring number,
If you badly want it this November
Or much later in December:
When distractions will lessen and you’d remember
One of them, a barrister with Onward Chamber,
Supposedly doing well here in Pemba…
Still note, of discord, I fan no ember
Nor entreat you to them dismember, 
Jesus and I sure it won’t last like the Sun’s rare penumbra....

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Soon, a penniless buyer,
Who’d dreamt of being a high flyer,
His bowel, a deflated tire,
And, thus, an embittered crier ….
Not willing anymore to climb higher;
Bosses would their workers fire,
After a couple of weeks’ hire!

Will he be hiring a smart lawyer?
But he can’t pay Barrister Moore Sawyer!
Of seven children did he sire,
Now, praised procreation does him tire!
Will he be going for the ropes or plain wire?
Then, Satan is a very good liar!...

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Rich with a conscious
Living in the city
A socialist soul 
In a barrister cloths
His money worry’s
Involve can he count that high
And which home to use tonight
The tribulations of the socialist right 
How dare the masses disagree
Its Europe all the way 
The man's no sign post just a weather vane
 Two Keir's do not make us labour
The red flag fly’s at half mast 
And caps  are doffed at labour passing
All hail Keir Starmer the saviour of the right...

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BACK BATTLES

Back battle begets bleeds,
Bringing back betrayed blood,
Build-up blind believes bestowed
Below background bruises behind.
Birds breakfeed bite bravely
Between body breaking burst.
Be-dragged bed baby-sit by
Beautiful beat-up barbaric beings,
Banish bangle breaks banquette 
because beauty bans bandit,
Bandage. Bad-mouthed business before
Blabbing beasts bust-in bravety.
Barrister back breaking business baffles benjamin,
Back-off bring baggaged banter....

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