Short Banned Poems

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Banned From the Zoo

Two monkeys sat in a tree
Laughing and pointing at me
It was so absurd
I flipped them the bird
Now the zoo is a place I can’t be
© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: banned, funny,
Form: Limerick


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Lemonade Lucy

First Lady Lucy Ware Webb Hayes,
In 1877 changed White House ways.
Lemonade Lucy she was called,
'Cause she banned the use of alcohol.
Categories: banned, history,
Form: Clerihew

Catch 22

burkas banned in France
    yet since covid nineteen spread
    everyone wears masks

    Sponsor Tania Kitchin.

    1 / 13 / 2021.
Categories: banned, culture, discrimination,
Form: Senryu

Representative Lauren Boebert

Representative Lauren Boebert
said to her date that her boob hurt;
the poor chap only gave her a hand,
and for that they both got banned.
© Ben Throne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: banned, humorous, political,
Form: Clerihew
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Western Decadence and Debauchery

Putin's banned
                  ~ Walt Disneyland



  When the title is longer than the poem,
    the discriminating reader forgoes 'em
Categories: banned, conflict, giggle, international,
Form: Rhyme


Flirting Ever Never

no one can cross easily
the stealing path at daily
flirting hand 
will be banned
at touching time of beauty!



-July 23, 2019 Chattogram
Categories: banned, funny love,
Form: Limerick
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Irreverent Football Fan

A well known bible school teacher
Went to the game with the preacher
She shouted obscenities
And made no amenities
He had her banned from the bleachers !!
Categories: banned, sports
Form: Limerick
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No More Rhymes

A king was crowned, great and grand
 Then he ordered all poetry banned
 It was considered a crime 
To utter a rhyme 
  Not even  free verse was allowed in the land
© Joseph May  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: banned, fun,
Form: Limerick

Naked

Swimming in the water was my plan,
on the way felt the hotness of the sand,
rolling in wave,
wanted to escape,
bikini gone nudity was banned.







11-10-16
Categories: banned, humor, water,
Form: Limerick

Time for Champagne

Laurent-Perrier cuvée brut,
Moet et Chandon follows suit,
Nicolas Feuillatte: brand is moot!
Only Krug is banned (too much loot).
Pommery, you will agree, is beaut!
Categories: banned, drink,
Form: Abecedarian
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Grandma Janet Takes a Chance

The thought of life on another planet
Held no appeal for Grandma Janet
  But the COVID lockdown
  Made Grandma fret and frown
Masks banned there? ~ I think I can stand it
Categories: banned, grandmother, perspective, planet,
Form: Limerick
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One Nightstand

From the furniture store I've been banned -
did the saleslady misunderstand?
Claimed malicious intent
but that's not what I meant
when I asked, "Can I get one nightstand?"
© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: banned, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Murmour

Murmour 

Hipster jeans 
And a big belly 

Beard guarding 
His face

Studying his hands
Unobserved 

 Man alone 
In his cocoon. 

Has Brussels 
Banned tomatoes .
Categories: banned, funny,
Form: Couplet

Safe Sex

"Use protection," was her first demand
followed by a long list of what's banned.
By the time she was through
there was little to do
so, I think I'll just stick with my hand!
Categories: banned, humor, sensual,
Form: Limerick
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Battle of the Bulge

There is a potbelly in Kelly
  To whom it belongs  ‘Our Nelly’
   She’s banned from the pantry
    Works out in the gantry
     Her bikini versus the deli.

© Harry J Horsman  2010
Categories: banned, funny,
Form: Limerick
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Clothing Was Banned

Dreamt last night I was king of a land A paradise filled with gorgeous women and men Sunshine galore Couldn't ask for more Decreed in an edict, all clothing was banned
Categories: banned, dream,
Form: Limerick
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Clothing Was Banned

Dreamt last night I was king of a land A paradise filled with gorgeous women and men Sunshine galore Couldn't ask for more Decreed in an edict, all clothing was banned
Categories: banned, fantasy,
Form: Limerick
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The Ban's Their Plan

They've banned Mark Twain
  J.D. Salinger too
Faulkner, Shakespeare
  Next up, Winnie the Pooh

And because amorality's
  their ultimate end
They'll ban the Bible
  then the Koran
Categories: banned, books, farewell, literature, loss,
Form: Rhyme
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Clothing Was Banned

Dreamt last night I was king of a land A paradise filled with gorgeous women and men Sunshine galore Couldn't ask for more Decreed in an edict, all clothing was banned
Categories: banned, paradise,
Form: Limerick
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No More Googling Gurgling

February's gurgle's long gone
     The sound of snow melting's moved on
        From Chicago they banned it
        It seems now it's landed
     Somewhere near 'Greenland's front lawn'
Categories: banned, chicago, loss, snow, sound,
Form: Limerick

Overcharged: Getting Away With Murder - Murderous Thoughts

I decided he had to die,
So held on and swung from his tie.
But the blooming tie ripped,
And my victim just flipped:
I’m banned from his shop; don’t know why…

Jack Horne for Susan's contest
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: banned, people,
Form: Limerick
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This Doctor Has No Patience

A doctor who worked in Bombay Banned seventeen patients one day They all had Delhi belly ... Waiting room got so smelly Receptionist turned them away! 2/19/19
Categories: banned, body, health, humorous,
Form: Limerick
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Dr Seuss Has Been Banned

Dr. Seuss has been banned? Your kidding said the cat.
This does not compute.
I just bought this hat!
Who decided to do it? Asked the chit of a kit.
I do not like this, do not like it a bit!
Categories: banned, animal,
Form: Free verse

The Oozer

There was a man who had a drool bucket
he would sit at the beach and upchuck it,
when bikinis strolled he'd ooze
it got much worse when he'd booze...
Poor Otis is now banned from Nantucket!
© George Aul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: banned, humor,
Form: Limerick
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King of the Castle 2

Donald who hails from New York
Has  banned those who won't eat pork
He intends   to rule by executive order
And to build a wall on the Mexican border
And we  thought  he was just full of talk
Categories: banned, humorous,
Form: Limerick
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