Short Banned Poems
Short Banned Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Banned by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Banned by length and keyword.
Two monkeys sat in a tree
Laughing and pointing at me
It was so absurd
I flipped them the bird
Now the zoo is a place I can’t be
Categories:
banned, funny,
Form:
Limerick
First Lady Lucy Ware Webb Hayes,
In 1877 changed White House ways.
Lemonade Lucy she was called,
'Cause she banned the use of alcohol.
Categories:
banned, history,
Form:
Clerihew
burkas banned in France
yet since covid nineteen spread
everyone wears masks
Sponsor Tania Kitchin.
1 / 13 / 2021.
Categories:
banned, culture, discrimination,
Form:
Senryu
Representative Lauren Boebert
said to her date that her boob hurt;
the poor chap only gave her a hand,
and for that they both got banned.
Categories:
banned, humorous, political,
Form:
Clerihew
Putin's banned
~ Walt Disneyland
When the title is longer than the poem,
the discriminating reader forgoes 'em
Categories:
banned, conflict, giggle, international,
Form:
Rhyme
no one can cross easily
the stealing path at daily
flirting hand
will be banned
at touching time of beauty!
-July 23, 2019 Chattogram
Categories:
banned, funny love,
Form:
Limerick
A well known bible school teacher
Went to the game with the preacher
She shouted obscenities
And made no amenities
He had her banned from the bleachers !!
Categories:
banned, sports
Form:
Limerick
A king was crowned, great and grand
Then he ordered all poetry banned
It was considered a crime
To utter a rhyme
Not even free verse was allowed in the land
Categories:
banned, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Swimming in the water was my plan,
on the way felt the hotness of the sand,
rolling in wave,
wanted to escape,
bikini gone nudity was banned.
11-10-16
Categories:
banned, humor, water,
Form:
Limerick
Laurent-Perrier cuvée brut,
Moet et Chandon follows suit,
Nicolas Feuillatte: brand is moot!
Only Krug is banned (too much loot).
Pommery, you will agree, is beaut!
Categories:
banned, drink,
Form:
Abecedarian
The thought of life on another planet
Held no appeal for Grandma Janet
But the COVID lockdown
Made Grandma fret and frown
Masks banned there? ~ I think I can stand it
Categories:
banned, grandmother, perspective, planet,
Form:
Limerick
From the furniture store I've been banned -
did the saleslady misunderstand?
Claimed malicious intent
but that's not what I meant
when I asked, "Can I get one nightstand?"
Categories:
banned, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Murmour
Hipster jeans
And a big belly
Beard guarding
His face
Studying his hands
Unobserved
Man alone
In his cocoon.
Has Brussels
Banned tomatoes .
Categories:
banned, funny,
Form:
Couplet
"Use protection," was her first demand
followed by a long list of what's banned.
By the time she was through
there was little to do
so, I think I'll just stick with my hand!
Categories:
banned, humor, sensual,
Form:
Limerick
There is a potbelly in Kelly
To whom it belongs ‘Our Nelly’
She’s banned from the pantry
Works out in the gantry
Her bikini versus the deli.
© Harry J Horsman 2010
Categories:
banned, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Dreamt last night I was king of a land
A paradise filled with gorgeous women and men
Sunshine galore
Couldn't ask for more
Decreed in an edict, all clothing was banned
Categories:
banned, dream,
Form:
Limerick
Dreamt last night I was king of a land
A paradise filled with gorgeous women and men
Sunshine galore
Couldn't ask for more
Decreed in an edict, all clothing was banned
Categories:
banned, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
They've banned Mark Twain
J.D. Salinger too
Faulkner, Shakespeare
Next up, Winnie the Pooh
And because amorality's
their ultimate end
They'll ban the Bible
then the Koran
Categories:
banned, books, farewell, literature, loss,
Form:
Rhyme
Dreamt last night I was king of a land
A paradise filled with gorgeous women and men
Sunshine galore
Couldn't ask for more
Decreed in an edict, all clothing was banned
Categories:
banned, paradise,
Form:
Limerick
February's gurgle's long gone
The sound of snow melting's moved on
From Chicago they banned it
It seems now it's landed
Somewhere near 'Greenland's front lawn'
Categories:
banned, chicago, loss, snow, sound,
Form:
Limerick
I decided he had to die,
So held on and swung from his tie.
But the blooming tie ripped,
And my victim just flipped:
I’m banned from his shop; don’t know why…
Jack Horne for Susan's contest
Categories:
banned, people,
Form:
Limerick
A doctor who worked in Bombay
Banned seventeen patients one day
They all had Delhi belly ...
Waiting room got so smelly
Receptionist turned them away!
2/19/19
Categories:
banned, body, health, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Dr. Seuss has been banned? Your kidding said the cat.
This does not compute.
I just bought this hat!
Who decided to do it? Asked the chit of a kit.
I do not like this, do not like it a bit!
Categories:
banned, animal,
Form:
Free verse
There was a man who had a drool bucket
he would sit at the beach and upchuck it,
when bikinis strolled he'd ooze
it got much worse when he'd booze...
Poor Otis is now banned from Nantucket!
Categories:
banned, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Donald who hails from New York
Has banned those who won't eat pork
He intends to rule by executive order
And to build a wall on the Mexican border
And we thought he was just full of talk
Categories:
banned, humorous,
Form:
Limerick