Short Bald Headed Poems
Short Bald Headed Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bald Headed by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bald Headed by length and keyword.
A Hair-Raising Tale
A bald-headed man from Jamaica
Attempted to scale a sky-scraper
From his hospital bed
He was heard to have said
‘I was seeking a hair-raising caper!
Bite Size Poem No.42 Poetry Contest
Sponsor :Line Gautier...
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Categories:
bald headed, courage, hair, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Plight of a Lazy Man
There was a lazy, bald-headed man
Felt sunny day like a frying- pan
Put him up to his nest
Put his work off to rest
Got bump on head due to fallen fan.
Contest: Summer Laziness
Sponsored by: Mohan Chutani
Date: 14-06-2020...
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Categories:
bald headed, humor,
Form:
Limerick
In Love
Beard and hair for man
What man will do for woman?
If no remain hair!
-October 23, 2018 Chattogram
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In making love woman cares man's hair in youth and cares beard in old age cause of bald headed but what will be about woman!...
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Categories:
bald headed, funny, humorous,
Form:
Senryu
The Sun Don'T Shine
the sun don't shine without you in my life,
it's like a husband without a wife.
now that i'm in love you're going to leave,
it's like a bald-headed girl without her weave.
now that you're gone i'm over with you,
I need you as much as you need me too....
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Categories:
bald headed, lost love, love,
Form:
I do not know?
The Man and the Can - Moonshiner 44
Once a bald-headed man
was holding a can.
He tripped and went down
fell on his crown.
He had a massive sore
but was more than sorry
when he read this and
didn't like the way
that I wrote for you
his story.
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
10.11.2014...
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Categories:
bald headed, funny, hilarious, hockey,
Form:
Verse
Copper Elf Found a Coin
Copper elf found a coin
Matching the pot in his mother’s kitchen
All shiny against his limb and loin
He said “I think I’m getting rich’n”.
It is like a pretty penny his child said.
Yes, and it was such a marvelous surprise!
It has a shine that reminds me of your daddy’s head
A bald-headed elf who would have rolled his eyes...
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Categories:
bald headed, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
No Haircuts For the Duration
Alas, due to the insidious coronavirus situation,
The guv ordered barber shops closed for the duration!
Now, I suppose that is of no concern to a bald-headed bloke,
But since I still have a few strands on my skull, it ain't no joke!
What am I to do sans my barber deftly wielding his shears,
Taking some off the top and trimming about my ears?
If the virus prevails many more months, I'm afraid,
That I must stifle my scruffy mane with a luxuriant braid!...
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Categories:
bald headed, angst, humor,
Form:
Rhyme