Short Advertising Poems

After vet bills, chewed shoes and squeaky toys, there are no 'free' puppies...

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Old school painted barns
 some used for advertising 
some owners treasure...

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the land of the free
a million dollar slogan~
false advertising 


***...

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I’d say
Damn
Doing good
Shouldn’t I 
Get paid
To advertise...

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Advertising this,
And advertising that,
At the drop of a hat,
Is making cats fat,
And enabling wallets to fold flat....

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A pilot flying in the air
Without a worry or a care
Writing words in the sky
Advertising goods from up high
With concentration and flair...

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Umm
ummmm really?
You who are so

glib with the phrase.

Get a life, love ifya can and smile
frequently.

k, so another idea,
rock on

~N

yep...

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M&M's melt in your mouth
            not in your hand
          
          In summer they cook in the sand
            and melt on the land...

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Advertising trainee Stuart Davis
 he did not persist with this
Created the form known now as Pop Art
in urban scenes posters for the most part...

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Advertising is just about
The big buck, ads resort to a shout
It's always been
Like so it seems
Clear and obvious two sides they spout...

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They advertised this job would be fun.
We'd feel satisfaction when day's done.
They didn't mention sore feet
Or our desire to retreat
Or that we'd never again see  sun....

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Advertising on the side of a truck I viewed
“We speak English and we delivery too”
Started to chuckle
Knees did buckle
Don't mean to make fun, I was once a toddler dude...

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Leonetto Cappriello, father of modern advertising
had no art training; his posters were unique
he was hired by Pierre Vercasson a printer who recognized
that his work would be memorable...

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ADVERTISING
Advertising is:
humorist who
makes profit laugh ...

    EYES
Parallel Eyes,
do not meet
not in infinity ...

    GENIAL
The best poetry,
comes from genius
of the modest ...!...

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Recalling the uncertainty of my teenage years  
My negativity about the future, my uncontrollable fears 
As it all turned out
No need to worry about
Fifty years in advertising had a great career...

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Don't you just hate it
when you dig a spectacular hole
only to realize that you can't get out?
What's worse is when you
advertise the event, before having practiced,
and now the whole town is here simply by word of mouth....

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TV for breakfast, snack time and lunch.
Taking all my energy, swiftly, easily
Advertising sugary cereals like Cap’n Crunch
TV for supper until we go to bed
When I am lying prone in my recliner
I might as well be dead....

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Love the ad, above this poem,a woman with hanging jowls?
     Makes me laugh, not scowl!
     
      Another one, had a word that rhymes with dart!
      Obnoxious ads, with which I want no part!


                       6/10/2021...

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LAND OF NODS Limerick

Once there in the land of Nods
Where all the race hot rods
One race today
Was canceled because of pay
The sponsors were a fake advertising facade squad 


09/23/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©...

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"In order to create a family, I dream to meet a man-
With whom I wish whole life my will be spend."
So, very honest advertising wrote.
And:- "I recognize you, by a simple sign:-
You have to hold a woman's mink fur coat.
Please call me back, I tell you an exact coat size."...

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Self help does not always help self,
Self indulgence could be hazardous to self,
Self advertising can create ego too big for self. 

Self awareness comes before improving one self,
Self diagnosis does not make a happy self,
Self doubt is no excuse for isolating one self....

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Flashing unto myself a photo advertising, his bates motel
Peering inside these eyes thinking, no, not the entire kingdom
Of hell shall escape what is coming, their way ? So save your breath....
Tell them Belial, exactly what you do know: perhaps they shall escape a fateful day....

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Sleek pen welcomes 
the scented stationery
with a gentle kiss, 

coy as a blooming rose 
and of course, on hand
to sate yellow butterfly,

soft petals are teasy 
with salacious aroma, 
proudly advertising--

the unfermented dews of 
morning mountains and my
own imaginative thought....

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Ok so which is it?
I mean it can't be
both "new" and "improved"
at the same time
now, can it?
It's like the 
egg and the chicken
one has to start
the process doesn't it?
So I'm thinking
the chicken knew
the egg was improved
but still...was unmoved.

© Goode Guy 2011-06-08

it's advertising if you buy it....

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Most TV adverts are a waste of time
But useful when you need a cup of tea,
You can turn the sound down and watch them mime,
Most TV adverts are a waste of time.
I'll never buy the things they show but I'm
Most grateful how the break enables me,
Most TV adverts are a waste of time
But useful when you need a cup of tea....

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