Short Admin Poems

A great big thank to ADMIN for helping me get my paid membership going again! And to all of you that hadn't given up on me!...

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Soup admin ...
we have a problem ...

It’s the final count down

5
4
3
2
1st April

I’m Off!!!!

3/28/19...

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There once was an Internet site
That kept going out like a light
          One minute it was there
          All the Soupers did stare
C'mon admin, this just ain't right





http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php...

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soup overdone comments blow hot air ~ AI bubbles up everywhere 

bits and bytes chain reactions going spare ~ does admin really care 

esoteric brainwashing on blogs here and there ~ bullsh!t doctrinaire 

witnesses hold high ground au contraire mon frere ~ sisters in a lair

HMS...

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To all the members of Soup, and the Admin, we wish you a happy, peaceful and contented season, with thanks for the love and kindness shown on this site.
May we continue to offer help, encouragement and kindness to each other in the true spirit of the beautiful poetry each of us produce. 

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you posted stolen poems it is wrong; now you’ve had your swansong!

A thief who Steals your thoughts Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Bobby May

12/26/19


*swan song is a final performance 
 Many thanks to PS admin for getting rid of this person and removing their account so speedily...

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Check out my blog, THIS IS SERIOUS PLEASE READ.
Someone pretending to be Bill Baker has left an obscene comment on my poem DON'T FORGET UKRAINE.
I know for a fact Bill would not write something like that.
If anyone else gets a similar comment contact admin straight away.

UPDATE, Admin has now removed the offensive comment from the hacker...

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Negative comments depict a lack of respect
PS Admin protects poets, and they object
By saying that's a no no
Don't be a cause of woe
Defiance shows a paucity of intellect

Others have offered this as a piece of advice
"If it's not your nature to write something nice,  
write nothing at all"
'Cause rude words appall
Don't make Poetry Soup a fool's paradise...

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Here lie the Limericks of John Doe, duly interred
For the poet wrote "The dysfunctional $@& life.." and erred
Using innuendo
Totally intendo
Behold!  Promptly the Admin's righteous wrath was incurred!

The Limericks I agree were crude
Not at all meant  for the prude
The title had this warning
But by the very next morning
The Admin had them promptly removed!...

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Brad is admin of the Writers' Group on Facebook...
  
A kindly sword and savage pen
Are the marks of a writer and leader of men
Blessed be he who came to teach
The wildness of wisdom and freedom of speech
Where fainter hearts might fall and fail
He stands to serve the Writer’s Grail
This ancient sage; this humble youth
This herder of cats; this teller of truth
Is he we know and love as Brad
Our literary Galahad

by Gail...

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Listen to poem:

Dear Poet Soup..
A request, dare I ask,
Could you withdraw
Mysterious mask?

As if in Oz 
I feel I am
But hope your wizardry
No sham

For I request 
A feature fair
To pin a poem
In the air..

High up above
As if balloon..
(your coding skills
to make us swoon)

My favourite write
The 'child' of mine
Top of the class
My favourite rhyme

Please let me click
A box right >> here <<
To pick my fave. Thanks.
Yours Sincere.....

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Hail President Whack a Mole
He does it with TREMENDOUS  soul

Whack there National Security Admin Mr Flynn
Lying is one TREMENDOUS sin

Whack a bulls eye on FBI Comey
With all that loyalty baloney

Whack the ole Press Secretary Spicer
Chip Chop like a speed dicer

Whack the Chief of Staff Reince
Little rat leakier to Pence

Whack the little new Chief of Staff
Scaramucci kind of riff raff

I am one of the great presidents of all time
Wac a mole Making America shine...

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