Short Acronym Poems

I-t
S-till
R-seeks of
A-atrocious
E-vil
L-ies...

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"acronym acrobatics"


i can
write
LMAO

but i
can't
write

laugh
my
a**

off...

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Third Bush Run

Jeb!
Is a Bush Dynasty ebb.
Using an acronym for a campaign tag
To hide the Bush legacy bag....

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That “keep it simple, stupid” line
Is wise advice, we must opine.
What’s more, some poems make us snort,
It could read, “keep it simply short.”...

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the right
sequence
is short 
and simple

acronym bad

you’re born
you age
you die


what’s left
off the list
is called life

by some...

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Official definition of the acronym UFO
It stands for “Underwear Filling Overload”
Normally it's in babies
Or seniors over eighty
Run for the hills while holding your nose...

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Here comes my UFO!
glad to see its TCO.

They'll be here to harvest my DNA,
Forgot to get their ETA.

They have a very large IQ, 
but dont let that bother U.

And please dont call the CIA,
They will say I'm MIA!...

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There once was a grandma who did not have

text acronym grasp, or anything thereof.

“Auntie just died”, was she proud,

she texted all, “l o l!”

She thought that it meant ”lots of love”.









25 JUly 2015...

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Alan's dream was sanitation
But on his own, made him nervous
Still he would dream of what he called,
Alan's Sanitation Service!

He went up to a friend of his
And this dare say, he ran by him
His friend though thought the initials
An unfortunate acronym!...

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DJAHT is an acronym chain
Just a legacy that shall remain
After time when he’s dead
Hath the stone near his head...
To Hitler who lived in my brain  


Author’s note: Donald J.(Adolph Hitler) Trump....

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Need to tell you, IMO 
you are my very sweet SO

I'm heading out, but FYI
you'll see me B4YKI

So 'bye for now- CULA-
be patient- stay put, DGA

I'll hurry back, NISM-
just us- KWIM?



March 24, 2021

Premiere Contest: Acronyms In Couplets
Sponsor: L Milton Hankins
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MAVEN

MAVEN
hauling notes as
raven

going
to Mars. Is life
growing

up in
the atmosphere’s
chagrin...



04.06.2021

Musette


*MAVEN: (acronym) Mars Atmosphere and Volatile Evolution. It is an orbiter spacecraft 
*solarsystem.NASA.com
*Haiku winner poems included in 2013 payload...

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H appy days throughout your life
A ccomplished dreams from now upward
P eace of mind, body and soul
P leasures without pressure
Y ears of Soaring into destiny

B eautiful today
I ncreasing wisdom
R enew mind
T Transform life
H igher dimensions
D ominion over opposition
A dventures of joy
Y ummy...

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Back during World War 11 -
written on the backs of envelopes
NORWICH
reveals our parent’s were quite, naughty too.
In a roundabout way, saying,“Get ready to screw”-
I never had a clue; Mum knew
“kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home”. 
I thought NORWICH- was where Dad was located. 
Handy ACRONYM  sadly outdated...

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I am getting hungry y’all.
I have no food in the house.
I wonder why I have to order out.
Laugh out Loud
Colloquium

I am getting hungry you all.
I have to order out.
I have no food in my house.
LOL
Acronym

I am hungry y’all.
I have ordered out.
Still no food in my house
Don’t you dare laugh out.
Corrected 
_______________________|
Penned on May 01, 2014!...

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Former Spice Girl, known as Mel B,
will no longer judge the show, AGT.
Labeled an addict of sex,
she enjoyed the male performers' great pecs!

March 21, 2019 for the Clerihew Contest
for Tania Kitchin's Celebrity Or Famous Person Clerihew Poetry Contest

(AGT is acronym for America's Got Talent, one of my fave summer tv programs)
Will miss ya, Mel B!!...

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Converting within the SI units,
Or metric system,
Is not a tough task.
How do you begin?
There are 2 ways,
That I know,
Dimensional analysis,
By using the powers of ten,
Or moving the decimal by,
Using this acronym,
KHDDCM-
King Henry Died Don't Call Me,
Or King Henry Died Drinking Chocolate Milk.
Which one do you use?
Use the one that is easier to you....

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Excitations delight me.

Ferromagnetics attracting
Maxwell java in my cup sings
Resonating into e.very.thing

It reveals....
An instant cup of jo! ;)

Thank God I brew...
My coffee.



~ty my friend~ xo
====================================
It counts as an Acrostic in my book,
either that or we should invent a poetry type called acronym? 
Again, my poetry only makes funny, nothing serious.
;)...

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A.S.A.P.
(Sometimes I’ve taken possible to mean later)
By: Miracle Man
10/1/2018

The acronym ASAP always implies at warp speed,
Remember, once your problem has been paid heed.

Your Problem doesn’t make it another’s Emergency,
So others may not treat your request with like urgency.

And because it didn’t garner your expected response,
Don’t take thoughtful reactions as being nonchalance.

...

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THIS MONTH IS GONE IN ONE SUN RISE

STILL THERE IS NO SPRING FOR MY EYES

I HAVE SEEN NO RED ROBBINS, NOR ONE 

BLUE JAY FLY BYE.

NO CHILDREN PLAYING RUNING IN AND OUT OR CLIMBING TREE'S TODAY,
MOTHER NATURE HAS CLEARLY SOMETHING SHE WANTS TO SAY.

STOP TRYING TO PREDICT ON WHAT DAY WILL BE WHAT,

FOR I AM MOTHER NATURE, I'M IN AN UNKNOWN ACRONYM WAY!! 

SO TRY AND FIGURE OUT RSSNSSTD 
WHAT MOTHER NATURE HAS TO SAY....

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The doctor was away so the nurse practitioner called
To see how I was doing after my stint in the hospital.
I was in big pain and cried during the entire phone call.
She said I should probably go back to the E.R.
I asked "Which E.R.?" I have been to two.
She said she did not think they could help me but maybe an E.R. could.
She ended with "Have a nice day."
HEH? 


(See title if you do not know this acronym I made up to honour her)....

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Free Culture Satire
Written: by Miracle Man
8/3/2017

Give it away free and you’ll never hear a peep,
And if push comes to shove-charge half price;
Now the acronym BOGO makes everything cheap,
Just pay extra shipping and that will suffice.

I’ve never been one expecting to get things free,
I was taught my hard work would surely suffice.
With my view of this folks frequently disagree,
And continue volunteering unsolicited advice.
...

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When texting was just starting out, my friend texted LOL to me.
Little ornery lunatic?
Lovely ordinary laugh?
Luxuriously outstanding lady?
Lobe-oriented log-splitter?
Land over Lithuania?

Lime Orange Lion-berries?
I texted back “what is LOL?”
But she had shut her phone off
For the night.

I texted three more friends,
But their phones had also
Been shut off.

This was before people started
carrying their cellphones all
day long, looking at them 
constantly you see.

LOL...

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