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Humorous Sensual Poems

These Humorous Sensual poems are examples of Sensual poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Sensual Humorous poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Forever young
Some guys just want you for sex
And I can see that
But I really think that would be doing you an injustice
I want to know the...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, sensual, woman,

Premium Member Dandelions
She drinks herbal tea.

Goes foraging in the woods at the weekend.

Wears weird clothes.

Tells me if I pass her 27 point plan, I can go to...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, passion, sensual,
The End of Flesh
This is way the flesh ends not in burning or dust
Not in a whimper but a scream
As you see I am an Artiste and such,...

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Categories: sensual, allegory, analogy, anger, anxiety,
Premium Member Brad and Sally
My god, red bra, orange pants, and green socks, I’m making love to a traffic light.

Get on with it.

I can’t, where do I start.

What does...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fantasy, goodbye, humorous, sensual,
Premium Member Bob It
It wasn’t the sex
That wasn’t important
Well it was
It was him
I gave him my time
He gave me five minutes
Christ, he came quicker than the 9.05 express
Actually,...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, hurt, sensual,

Premium Member Savory Seduction
rub my butt with spices
baste my breasts with olive oil
slather my wings and things with sauce
butter my thighs, slow broil

	ah, the savory delights of a...

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Categories: allusion, food, humorous, sensual,
A Porcelain Delight
Her gentle features, delicate 
                    ...

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Categories: sensual, beauty, humorous, love, love
Premium Member Plans
There was a girl from Tibet
With plans for the man she met
She loved him she said
And took him to bed
And now she drives his Corvette

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© Andy Chunn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: desire, passion, relationship, sensual,
A Matter of Taste
I am Fantastic!
I'm big and fresh and new,
all for you.
My personality
is fluid and free-
Something cool poured into an ice-cold glass
on a hot day in May.
Take...

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Categories: sensual, cute, humorous, lust, romance,
Premium Member She Was a Flirt - Bawdy
A pretty winsome lady from Troy
Liked a remarkably handsome boy
She started to flirt,
By lifting her skirt
So he showed his retractable toy.


May 30, 2021...

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Categories: humorous, sensual, sexy,
Premium Member Ask Dad
Ask dad                       ...

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Categories: sensual, baby, dad, love, night,
Single Poetic Strips
SENSUAL HEAT

Yummy heat 
summer heart of drummer
lump ...
When
idyllic
summer
in your body
I warm up
your soul
of dreamer ..!

  COMA  LOVE
Comatose love,
However
eat,
drink and eat ...
Our life
does not...

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Categories: sensual, allegory, allusion, creation, extended
Premium Member Love
Love is kind 
On my mind
Very loving 
Emotionally stunning



Date Written: 1/14/2021

Note: Acrostic Rhyme

4 Place
20-word max - do it with feelingContest Judged:1/16/2021    ...

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Categories: kiss, love, romantic, sensual,
Premium Member The Last Love Letter
I sail upon your sea of love                                    ...

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Categories: beautiful, love, sea, sensual,
Premium Member It's All Good
It’s All Good
M. Griswold
120203

Slobbering kisses ain't so bad
and slippery tongues are grand to be had.
Tender touches with back sliding hands
are caressingly shivering and sensually rad.

Warm...

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Categories: hilarious, humor, humorous, sensual,

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