Brad and Sally

My god, red bra, orange pants, and green socks, I’m making love to a traffic light.

Get on with it.

I can’t, where do I start.

What does it matter?

It matters a lot, if I start with your bra, do I stop, or do I drive on knowing three penalty points and an eighty pound fine are coming my way. Do I start with your pants, amber gambling, if I start with your socks, then that’s it, I’m away?

Well, what do you expect me to do.

I expect you to dress appropriately for the occasion, I mean, Gok Wan couldn’t fix you.

Well, if we’re in an insulting mood, I don’t like the tiger pants you wear, especially as tigers are nearly extinct.

Oh god, did you really say that, I’m going out with a moron, 0.5 wit.

What does that mean?

It means you’re a half wit.

Well, I was going to get naked, and put my duffle coat on to get you excited, but not now.

Just what every guy wants, a naked girl in a duffle coat.

Some guys would die to see me naked in a duffle coat.

Do you know, you’re right, I've now got this fantasy in my head, put on an orange hat, and wow, pelican crossing.

Get knotted, and I tell you now, that’s the only action you’ll get tonight

Well, in that case I’ll just have to create a fantasy

On he went with it, hallucinating vividly while she stood there, unarmed and furious.

Hell, she was already horny, maybe she could save the situation. She looked down at her pants.

You know, you could still drive, if you haven't already crossed the line.

His eyes opened quickly, as if trying to catch her lying. He considered it...

Lose the bra and the socks

Lose the tiger get up

Both coming halfway, they now stood in the bedroom, one more naked than the other. Still a little insulted, she went on to caress his member.

He, too stubborn to show his pleasure, gazed at the ceiling, feigning boredom.

Furious, she slapped him across his face with a high-pitched shriek, picked up her things and walked towards the door, getting dressed on the go.

Realizing he had gone too far and that he was now all up and running, he tried to change her mind.

BAM went the door.

She'll call.
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Kaufman Avatar
May 29, 2023 at 7:46 AM
I guess that girl didn't get it that men are basically visual. I like your ability to reel us in Paul.
Bell Avatar
May 29, 2023 at 8:53 AM
She didn't read the manual. lol
Hockaday Avatar
April 19, 2023 at 7:53 AM
You always get me with the last line(s) of your poems. "She'll call"-infuriating lol.
Bell Avatar
April 20, 2023 at 3:22 AM
She didn't. lol
Anaya Avatar
April 18, 2023 at 1:44 PM
The first line of your fantasy, I laughed and as I went on, like miss DD, I wanted to be offended but after I categorized it as a [soft something] genre, I just wanted to finish. ~I Am Dirty old lady! Lol
Anaya Avatar
April 23, 2023 at 4:56 PM
lol, there are almost 5,000 poets here, you think 5 or 10 are going to stop me from liking a poem? :D
Bell Avatar
April 19, 2023 at 7:37 AM
You are a dirty lady, I can see the site punishing you now. lol
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