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Funny Sensual Poems

These Funny Sensual poems are examples of Sensual poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sensual Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Tune Up
Come inside it's cold out
The cabin's nice and warm
The weekend forecast just came on
They say a big snowstorm 

I'll get your booty slippers
You change into...

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Categories: sensual, for her, i love



A Shower of Dirtiness
Getting clean in a hot shower
Gives you a smell like a flower
Pretty and fragrant like a a rose
From your head down to your toes
But when...

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Categories: funny, passion, sensual,

Lost In Second
lost in second 
but remembered 
forever
never again
and always
you freely
fully to
me one
to you
nothing
anymore
anyone...

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Categories: sensual, beautiful, deep, feelings, funny

Premium Member The Boots
You look great in those boots

But can you walk

Walk all over me

Straight up to your thighs

One kiss and I’ll surely die

Come on, give me the...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: death, sensual, war,

Premium Member Anniversary of Their Honeymoon
Wedding wines - rather champagne shines
and bubbly breakout of blushing bride.

Groom with giant heart, gracious, grateful - grips
her hand with his handsome wholeness. Helps

his lovely...

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Categories: anniversary, funny, imagery, sensual,



Seltzer Drink
A Coca-Cola bottle shape, sweet bubbly peaches, and cream
A moment, a time, could this be a Love Supreme?

My throat's parched and my tongue's lonely. ...

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Categories: sensual, candy, emotions, feelings, kiss,

Thick N Thin
My hair was thick for a moment
My heart was thick for a week
My love is thick when you want it
Though afterwards, I can't speak

If you...

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Categories: sensual, america, bible, heart, literature,

Premium Member Go Hard Go Soft
More interesting the way you wrestle
never meaning hurt..
flirting.., with a skillfull mind
and matching tongue.

Twice as agile your swift feet, gleeful toes,
play like little lady fingers,...

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Categories: sensual, angst, feelings, funny love,

Premium Member The Man With a Bad Toothache
There lived a man named Mcavity
Who had a bad aching cavity

He fell from outer space
In a pool on his face

And it was gone thanks to...

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Categories: sensual, funny, hurt, missing, senses,

Premium Member Ask Dad
Ask dad                       ...

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Categories: sensual, baby, dad, love, night,

Premium Member Love
Love is kind 
On my mind
Very loving 
Emotionally stunning



Date Written: 1/14/2021

Note: Acrostic Rhyme

4 Place
20-word max - do it with feelingContest Judged:1/16/2021    ...

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Categories: kiss, love, romantic, sensual,

Premium Member The Last Love Letter
I sail upon your sea of love                                    ...

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Categories: beautiful, love, sea, sensual,

Salivate
Surely this will come as no shock,
But it makes me so happy 
When I think of your cooking,
I just imagine it and I start to...

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Categories: feelings, food, funny, sensual,

Premium Member Alpha and Omega
Alpha and Omega

The reality is that I love men. 
They are perfect, just as they are. 
Not always doing as they are supposed to do....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sensual, anniversary, atheist, childhood, divorce,

Guilty Pleasures A51
Expanding

Passionate

Knotted

Gyrating

Spasming

Whisk

Egg Beater

Chocolate

Hot

Sweaty

Breathless

Noisy

Blurry

Purring

Screaming

Creamy

Multiple

Moist

Wet

White

Sticky

Licky 

Happy

Smiley

Dreamy

Funny

Sleepy

Treats

Come

Cookies ready

Time to Eat

Satisfied

Jod well done

Guilty Pleasure 101...

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Categories: sensual,


Book: Shattered Sighs