Funny Sensual Poems
These Funny Sensual poems are examples of Sensual poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sensual Funny poems written by international poets.
The boobs of stripper, Priscilla the HunThree times the mass of the sun
were the boobs of stripper, Priscilla the Hun.
And when the adoring men yelled out for more,
she'd shimmy and knock...
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sensual, dance, funny, humor, men,
The Mistreatment of PensThe pen is mightier than the sword
The pen is the copyist of every word
Just don’t combine “pen is” as a paper headline once did report
And...
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assonance, funny, metaphor, sensual,
next valentine's day next valentine's day
my new vase will host some guests ~
red and white roses...
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sensual, emotions, first love, friendship
A Blank SmileDon’t smile with me if you don’t want to
Because I am not a mirror
Don’t be like a bluffer who gives me a black smile
In a...
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sensual, emotions, feelings, funny love,
Funny Jokes For The Coming Holidays Read At Your Own Risk Thank YouWhy couldn't the lizard get married and have children?
Because he had Reptile Dysfunction.
Two men broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra.
The police...
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funny, sensual, silly,
An Alliterative Pursuit Of A LoverAn Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover
I will firstly frankly forwardly forthrightly fastidiously befriend you.
Then I will completely correctly courteously candidly chastely court you.
Then whencesoever I...
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sensual, desire, friendship, funny, lust,
Tune UpCome inside it's cold out
The cabin's nice and warm
The weekend forecast just came on
They say a big snowstorm
I'll get your booty slippers
You change into...
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sensual, for her, i love
A Shower of Dirtiness
Getting clean in a hot shower
Gives you a smell like a flower
Pretty and fragrant like a a rose
From your head down to your toes
But when...
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funny, passion, sensual,
Lost In Secondlost in second
but remembered
forever
never again
and always
you freely
fully to
me one
to you
nothing
anymore
anyone...
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sensual, beautiful, deep, feelings, funny
The BootsYou look great in those boots
But can you walk
Walk all over me
Straight up to your thighs
One kiss and I’ll surely die
Come on, give me the...
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death, sensual, war,
Anniversary of Their HoneymoonWedding wines - rather champagne shines
and bubbly breakout of blushing bride.
Groom with giant heart, gracious, grateful - grips
her hand with his handsome wholeness. Helps
his lovely...
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anniversary, funny, imagery, sensual,
Seltzer DrinkA Coca-Cola bottle shape, sweet bubbly peaches, and cream
A moment, a time, could this be a Love Supreme?
My throat's parched and my tongue's lonely. I...
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sensual, candy, emotions, feelings, kiss,
Thick N ThinMy hair was thick for a moment
My heart was thick for a week
My love is thick when you want it
Though afterwards, I can't speak
If you...
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Categories:
sensual, america, bible, heart, literature,
Go Hard Go SoftMore interesting the way you wrestle
never meaning hurt..
flirting.., with a skillfull mind
and matching tongue.
Twice as agile your swift feet, gleeful toes,
play like little lady fingers,...
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sensual, angst, feelings, funny love,
SalivateSurely this will come as no shock,
But it makes me so happy
When I think of your cooking,
I just imagine it and I start to...
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Categories:
feelings, food, funny, sensual,