Funny Jokes For The Coming Holidays Read At Your Own Risk Thank You
Why couldn't the lizard get married and have children?
Because he had Reptile Dysfunction.
Two men broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra.
The police put out an alert, to be on the lookout for two
Hardened criminals.
Why does it take a 100 million sperms to fertilize an
egg? Because they wont stop and ask for directions.
Why did Popeye Punch the Pope?
Because he heard, The Pope had gone to Mount Olive.
What's made of Rubber, handed out in some schools,
and exist to prevent mistakes? An Eraser.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the Viagra Overdose?
They couldn't close his casket.
What did the elephant ask the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
What goes up, lets out a load, and then comes back down?
An elevator.
A man runs into a psychiatrist office naked wearing Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist without skipping a beat, says to him, " I can clearly see your nuts."
What do you call sheep that can sing and dance? Lady Ba Ba.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but Catscan.
What do mermaids use to wash their fins? Tide.
If your house is cold just stand in the corner there, it is always 90
degrees there.
Hi I'm cliff drop over sometime.
Why did the Rolling Stones stop making music.? Because they got to the bottom of the hill.
Why do people who live in Greece hate waking up at Dawn? Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
In the late 1880's a train is making it's way through the canyons heading South.
An Old Native American Chief and his brave are headed back near their Reservation. The Chief tells the Brave, "Brave go and Fetch me Water to Drink." The Brave takes off and brings the Chief Water right away. Later on the trip the Decorated Chief says, "Brave bring me more water." The Brave takes off and quickly brings his Chief water. Hours go by they have Dinner on the train and the Chief gets thirsty again. He Begins to say ,"Brave, and the Brave says to him, "I know Chief you want more water." The Brave takes off and he's taking a long time getting back. Finally the Brave shows up with the water. The Chief asks him, "What took you so long, Brave?" The Brave responds and says,"Tall White Man Sitting Over Well."
Michael Tor
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