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Schmaltz Poems - Poems about Schmaltz

Premium Member Thank God For Me Stubbing My Toe
...How do you know what you know? You know by stubbing your toe Induction principle Back to the future go It’s epistemological Is it all empirical? Is it all observable? I’m asking how Atheist......

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Categories: schmaltz, philosophy, wisdom,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Selectively Eclectic, a Musical Matter of Taste
...I freely admit I love classical music, And please don't think me a snob If I keep my composure When I mention composers As Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, and Schumann, And not Ludie, or Wolfie,......

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Categories: schmaltz, humor, music,
Form: Rhyme



Argh, I never got muffin top before why now
...Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!? Once upon a time yours truly did allow himself to consume anything in sight eats of mine in the mein included an assortment of chow. Impossib......

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Categories: schmaltz, adventure, age, angst, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Memory Lane
...Moments in feathers fly Every step accelerates, ground shakes Minutes of privy reply On depth of iced sunny flakes Retreat uplifts, freely brakes Yakitori and ale served without blunder Lane of......

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Categories: schmaltz, memory, music, people, places,
Form: Dizain
Bartender Oh Bartender
...Bartender Oh Bartender (a stout rendition of O Captain! My Captain! Perfect rhythmic rhyme with tonic when the doth ale). Mine eyes espy the glory per the ending of another work day beckon B......

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Categories: schmaltz, absence, addiction, adventure, america,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Bored No More
...Little Zoom a very white mouse, who lived in a humongous house, single and without any spouse; but he loved Strauss, but he loved Strauss. Though he tried to learn how to waltz, alw......

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Categories: schmaltz, animal, fun, poems, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Meghan and Harry
...Meghan and Harry So, Meghan and Harry appeared on the unelected queen of America´s Oprah, last night. Banality swam in a sea of phoney weeping. Harry, the prince, when not feeding, the chicken......

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Categories: schmaltz, appreciation, betrayal, business,
Form: Blank verse
The Men Who Write Your Christmas Movies, Part I
...I used to be ashamed to say that I once wrote for a rather large company, the kind the likes to print up greeting cards, and for some reason, make Christmas movies. Now this caused much conster......

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Categories: schmaltz, growth, judgement, meaningful, sad,
Form: Epic
Some Precious Memories
...Serene heart waves submerging deep, a book, Dwelling in some lyrics mellifluous, manifesting A deep insight of my self composed song, Shimmying from my significant nook To create the music with m......

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Categories: schmaltz, nature, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Big Brother's Pickling You
...Pickled ham and pickled beef Cause weak stomachs too much grief Did you know they pickle cherries Grandma ate some; said three Hail Marys In glass jars, store pickled tomatoes Do not try......

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Categories: schmaltz, brother, food, silly, word
Form: Couplet
Rooted Compulsive Obsession With Hair
...headland harbored primitive biota abut mint for exotic sole terrain sustaining sole terrain sustaining seeds, spores, spermatozoa, ova seeds, spores, spermatozoa, ova , et cetera gut preserv......

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Categories: schmaltz, anxiety, confusion, fun, funny,
Form: Narrative
No Lungfuls of Hope
...NO LUNGFULS OF HOPE In the beginning, you are uttering sugary words Words that surprisingly became schmaltz for me And I used to believe them Cos I was lame back then Your slippery mouth tha......

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Categories: schmaltz, beauty, books, christian, friend,
Form: Free verse
Creativity of Universe
...SENSE OF UNIVERSAL CREATIVITY CONCEPT BEYOND COSMIC CREATURES REVIEW. WHY, HOW, WHEN, WHO DESIGNED THE SYLLOGE KNOW HOW CREATOR ONLY KEN. OBVIOUSLY, SINCE INCEPTION OF MACROCOSMOS INFINITY TIMES L......

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Categories: schmaltz, adventure, allah, analogy, art,
Form: Prose Poetry
Our Wedding Vows
...page turning suspense filled the vaulted sepulchral air ushering the veiled spouse to be while afar off trumpets did blare (arranged by the well known matchmaker Harriet Kuritsky) creating ......

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Categories: schmaltz, happiness, inspirational, uplifting, men,
Form: Elegy
Our Wedding Vows
...page turning suspense filled the vaulted sepulchral air ushering the veiled spouse to be while afar off trumpets did blare (arranged by the well known matchmaker Harriet Kuritsky) creating ......

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Categories: schmaltz, happiness, inspirational, uplifting, men,
Form: Elegy

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