Holiday Satire Poems

You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Gun addicts sad and looking glum
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'Twas the twilight of the year, a twinkling tiara,
December 31st, digits dancing dunes in the Sahara.
One, two, three, one, two, three, it's a prance,
A numerical...

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It's 2022 and inflation is too high
everything too expensive to even buy
Christmas is nearing and Santa took a hike
But cheer up and smile with woke...

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Scratch off everyone who passed away
and those who went astray
those who did not send you one
I know but Blah Humbug! is somewhat fun
Have to send...

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November 1st,
and there’s candy canes
in the grocery store
already.

I guess Pilgrims
don’t sell enough sugar....

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Next Memorial Day
  Let's remember all those deceased
Their blood on the hands of those
  Who sold us 'Defund the Police'

We'll rename July Fourth
...

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The mistletoe is banned this year
of carolers you must fear
No visits from our Santa dear
spike the eggnog for any cheer
Toilet paper is a Christmas stuffer
alone...

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Saturnalia, the pagan worship of winter solstice,

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Monday
what a astonishing day !
the doors opened
and everyone runs away ...
Car Assemblies
debate the road,
festival of colors
parade in clothes ...
Monday of
cheerful faces,
flash happiness
similar to pasta
instantaneous ...
Talking...

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If only there was more time,
If only I wasn't always tired,
If only I wasn't so differently wired,
If only we had a little extra dime,
The two...

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Nothing or no one died today
For Death was on a holiday
No fires no floods just peace
Bullets and bombs all ceased
Young and old felt wonder amiss
Calm...

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It seems that minutes after Halloween,
before we’ve even seen the first bits of snow,
the Christmas movies are flooding our screens,
and I think we know how...

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Oh My

Politics.
Bad subject. 
I don’t even like to talk about it. 
I don’t like to vote. 
I don’t want to be involved. 

All those commercials...

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