The Best Christmas Yet
It's 2022 and inflation is too high
everything too expensive to even buy
Christmas is nearing and Santa took a hike
But cheer up and smile with woke holiday delight
You don't need presents or holiday foods
You don't need decorations for a joyful mood
You don't need to see relatives that live far away
You don't need to go watch a movie on Christmas day
Just stay home and atone for all you didn't do
And be thankful that the homeless for right now isn't you
Keep the heat low the lights out and share your gruel
Hovering around a candle as if it's a log of Yule
And remember and don't forget
with Biden it's the best Christmas yet
Just hate everything and everyone
Anyone doing better than you is scum
No joy no laughter no hope ever after
Christmas isn't real as your high credit card bills
The mean Orange Man will be jailed understand
The world starves in famine
War and debt on demand
When will you realize this is their plan
Don't believe in Christmas true meaning
For the modern woke it is to demeaning
Just send your child to a holiday drag queen show
Now that's a Biden Christmas we will all get to know
Be unhappy be miserable and stay alone
Your only friend is your cell phone
Life is unfair and your angry again
It's the best Christmas yet with Joe Biden.
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