The Best Christmas Yet

It's 2022 and inflation is too high everything too expensive to even buy Christmas is nearing and Santa took a hike But cheer up and smile with woke holiday delight You don't need presents or holiday foods You don't need decorations for a joyful mood You don't need to see relatives that live far away You don't need to go watch a movie on Christmas day Just stay home and atone for all you didn't do And be thankful that the homeless for right now isn't you Keep the heat low the lights out and share your gruel Hovering around a candle as if it's a log of Yule And remember and don't forget with Biden it's the best Christmas yet Just hate everything and everyone Anyone doing better than you is scum No joy no laughter no hope ever after Christmas isn't real as your high credit card bills The mean Orange Man will be jailed understand The world starves in famine War and debt on demand When will you realize this is their plan Don't believe in Christmas true meaning For the modern woke it is to demeaning Just send your child to a holiday drag queen show Now that's a Biden Christmas we will all get to know Be unhappy be miserable and stay alone Your only friend is your cell phone Life is unfair and your angry again It's the best Christmas yet with Joe Biden.