Time Rude Poems

There was a time,
I used to look at her, In a different kind,
We used to meet At the same place and at the same time.

I...

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Sorry sir but I decline
Any of your pick up lines
I am here to just relax
Your obnoxious to the max
Pushing all your charms on me
Why can't...

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One time I locked up .
Hinges become loose and 
My jaw swung off set.
The demon friend of mine
Said, "I was in the wrong place and...

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He lived in a small village
Dick Longly was his name
He was known for miles around
An extra long willy his claim to fame

The men folk thought...

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Nearly thirty inches below normal of rain this year
It's caused an infestation of critters who lurk near
Droning on and on, annoyingly buzzing in my ear
Waiting...

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My friends tell me not to stare,
  But what I might miss is over there!
  I can only see one thing at a...

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Hurry up my dear, now.
Hasten, I’ll show you how.
Habitually late!
High time, they will not wait.
History, you will see. 
Haste is a courtesy.
Honestly please hurry!...

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10 o'clock am the morning 
Quest: A country side bike ride.
Molly woke Dolly and Damian.
Woke Everyone on that July 
Morning of 2038. They had a...

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To boldly stand before me nude
Is something I consider rude,
Your secrets presenting like food,
While the very act is damned rude…

What you might achieve I can’t...

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The story of his pomposity
The gaiety of a been-to 
Embroidered in revenge.

Tunde Canada! 
Timid and denied by folks and friends
In his prime when the springboard,...

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forget everything you know – that shouldn’t take too long...

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BOYS
Moving, ever still,
Or so it seems, until
You find him
Thinking,
On top a fence,
Up in a tree,
Or grassy hill.

Dirt and grime,
It seems, until a time
You find him...

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next time I’ll grab the reins
of those exhausting relationships
I’m fed up and simply can’t
sit through another
one-way conversation
I just can’t do it anymore

next time I’ll ask
because...

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Please say thank you~don't be rude
Ever sit and watch people feud
Over the hills and valleys to
People say crazy things that make me come unglued
Laughing until...

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A TIME WHEN THERE ARE TROUBLES
LOOKING FOR A WAY TO START
ANGER AND DOUBT
IN MIND NOTHING ABOUT
NOT PEACEFUL.


PRAYERS FOR MUCH BETTER DAYS
WITH HOPE THERE IS ANOTHER...

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