Name Rude Poems

He lived in a small village
Dick Longly was his name
He was known for miles around
An extra long willy his claim to fame

The men folk thought...

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**** Hat

The American was an **** hat

A real screw ball idiot

Who didn’t care what people thought

She did this and that what she wanted

A new tattoo...

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He was born William
But “Little Willy” he was called
This nick-name given to him
Due to being extremely small 

His buddies were much taller
Which seemed so unfair...

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Please say thank you~don't be rude
Ever sit and watch people feud
Over the hills and valleys to
People say crazy things that make me come unglued
Laughing until...

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Imma leave you burnt down to Ashes 
Imma leave you burnt down to Ashes
Imma leave you burnt down to Ashes

All you people better stop laughing
I’m...

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As I go through the store shopping,                                    you...

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I often wonder,                      ...

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Truth what is it
 Running off your lips of wit
 Using words you just knit
 That really was the pit
 Hurts so I will split

...

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Aroma I feel is thy blood
Sucking thou until it made a flood
My teeth rooting into thy hypodermis
Fearlessness, braveness is what thou will miss
Because I escaped...

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Tonight also I heard,
My heart beat with your feet arch
Both were in rhyme
You can see this injustice
Here is a crime plagues
To write your name in...

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When she says no,
She means no,
Please stop messaging her,
Yet you continue to do so,
Don't you understand no,
She doesn't know you,
You don't know her,
She likes it...

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He called up the contact
The contact gave his name and number
The number was a familiar one
Old Nick's address 666
The name needed verifying
Biatch Wanker 
Can you...

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How do I drown out
The dimwitted stupidity
Of your foolhardy rants
The halfwitted folly of your absurdity
The madness of your lunacy
Who in heaven’s name
Do you think you’re...

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If I

Were exactly what you needed…
you would be mine now. 
I would sadly die however, 
as… if that were true? 
I would be in heaven....

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Antics Of A Buzzfeed Ding Housefly...

Non random, but (based on my very
     far out, flimsy laughably 
    ...

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