Dog Rude Poems

Push your records over to the floor upsetting your ever so neat pristine world –
feckin’ mess! Know your actions before you do them, ha!
Catch me...

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Some folks just don't have a life of their own.
Some live on other's problems.
Some live on other's dreams, and hopes for the future.
Some live on...

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Some dude from
     vinyl city revs engine
     of his dirt bike to the max
   ...

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Your nothing but a nobody
Tryin’ to step to somebody
Swaggerin’ with your bling-bling glistening’ in the shade
Sportin’ last year’s Jordan’s with untied laces

Spittin’ venom and ejecting...

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My cuffs gather the dusk’s dirt,
I wait alongside Albert’s dog;
The sentry of the rain stares at me
Like I was a resident of the bog.

I have...

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My owners call me horse
You'd think I was barnyard watch dog
Fancy that. My spot beneath a shaded guava tree
Face rustic oversize shack with wide veranda
Where...

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My dream was such that I just didn’t want to be awake
When an unexpected change in tone caused my good mood to break  ...

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An idyllic Saturday evening scene-
on our street, little kids play
‘touch and go’.  Excited shrieks
and laughter warm the chilled February air, 
pavement alive with little...

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Comin’ Through


They stand there
monuments to stupidity
blocking progress,
denying access
or egress
to the doorways
corridors
checkout lines
coffee pots
of life


JUST STANDING THERE
totally enamored of themselves -
the urgency of their idle chit-chat.

Suffering...

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You are the hummer beside me at Carmen
The source of BO on the airplane
A  loudmouth divulging the plot at a movie
And the noisy drunk...

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So, you had a bad day
      Things are looking grey
      Pelts of rain hitting on
...

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Never given divorce much thought
Murder weapon haven't bought
Just a case of dog food

Upon demands of tasty hash
It will be ready in a flash
Onions seared big...

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Every single, blessed morning
My dog barks at our back door
She has to go out and relieve herself
At exactly half past four

It doesn't matter when we...

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