Christmas Rude Poems

Please say thank you~don't be rude
Ever sit and watch people feud
Over the hills and valleys to
People say crazy things that make me come unglued
Laughing until...

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As I go through the store shopping,                                    you...

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Here comes Santa Claus – BAWDY LIMERICK WARNING

Poor Santa Claus comes once a year
Each Christmas night hear his wife cheer
She won’t lie on her back...

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I often wonder,                      ...

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Truth what is it
 Running off your lips of wit
 Using words you just knit
 That really was the pit
 Hurts so I will split

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Rudolph the red nose reindeer
had a very tiny hose
but if you gentle rub it 
suddenly the small thing grows 

All of the other reindeer 
used...

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If I

Were exactly what you needed…
you would be mine now. 
I would sadly die however, 
as… if that were true? 
I would be in heaven....

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So, Rudolph had a glowing nose,
possibly a disease I suppose,
now kids think infection glow
of red a good sight when it shows.

Others laughed, called him names,
didn't...

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When Rudolph ate sprouts for his tea
he pulled the sled flatulently
Deer farts make Santa heave
and it was Christmas Eve -
poor Santa was very angry!

For Tania...

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This miserable old fat man
should step down and bow out
As he forgot what image he represents 
Throw him out in the waste can
As his attitude...

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The internal department of the psychic friends,
Aggravation can find a dollar before it is printed,
Like Christmas tax day comes once a year,
It will take that...

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