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Rude Rudolph

When Rudolph ate sprouts for his tea he pulled the sled flatulently Deer farts make Santa heave and it was Christmas Eve - poor Santa was very angry! For Tania Kitchin's Funny reindeer limerick contest 12/9/18

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/18/2018 1:29:00 PM

Heave ho, as they say...Hope they weren't dry heaves. Congrats on your win in the contest with this one, Jan! :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 12/18/2018 4:22:00 PM

Thanks so much GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 12/18/2018 10:54:00 AM

you did it again, master of lims and poop/fart, lol... my big congrats on your award!...huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 12/18/2018 12:30:00 PM

Thanks Nette:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 12/18/2018 7:06:00 AM

Back with congratulations on your podium finish, Jan. Have a lovely day. Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 12/18/2018 7:31:00 AM

Thanks Paul, I read some great limericks:-) hugs jan xx

Charles Messina

Date: 12/18/2018 5:20:00 AM

Nice one, Jan. Congrats on your win...Hugs // Charlie xx

Jan Allison
Date: 12/18/2018 7:02:00 AM

Thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 12/17/2018 8:38:00 PM

Good one , Jan, congratulations on your win.. Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2018 8:45:00 PM

Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands

Date: 12/17/2018 4:54:00 PM

Congratulations for your win Jan :)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2018 5:31:00 PM

thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf

Date: 12/17/2018 4:51:00 PM

Jan, back to say congrats on your win. John

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2018 5:31:00 PM

thanks John, I did enjoy your second version too lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/17/2018 4:40:00 PM

Congrats on your great win, Jan! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2018 4:43:00 PM

Thanks Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 12/17/2018 4:24:00 PM

GOOD one, Jan! CONGRATS! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2018 4:42:00 PM

Thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 12/17/2018 4:21:00 PM

I knew this one would be a top winner! Congrats! An honor to share number 2 spot with you - Bob

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2018 4:23:00 PM

Thanks so much Bob:-) I'm just glad to be on the list as in the past I've had n/a by a couple of sponsors for limericks:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/17/2018 4:06:00 PM

Ha ha, Jan another awesome limerick, congratulations on your placement in the contest!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2018 4:09:00 PM

Thanks Tania I am delighted to be on your list, it was a fun contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/11/2018 11:28:00 PM

Made me laugh Jan. Hope it does well! : )

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2018 4:08:00 PM

Thanks Connie:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 12/11/2018 12:30:00 PM

That's where Santa got his turbo jets from, Jan!! A DIY job. Thank you for the laugh:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 12/11/2018 2:44:00 PM

Thanks Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 12/11/2018 12:18:00 PM

Poor Santa! I've been longing for some of your limericks. It's just what I need.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/11/2018 2:43:00 PM

Glad I can make you smile Dale:-) I can write these silly poems in about 2 minutes:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/10/2018 9:54:00 PM

I'll bet Mrs Claus giggled and uttered 'now you know what I have to put up with' - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 12/11/2018 2:43:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/10/2018 1:52:00 PM

LOL Good one, Jan! Best wishes in Tania's contest. Next year Santa will pay closer attention to Rudolph's diet. Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 12/10/2018 3:48:00 PM

Yes he will be on non gaseous foods all December and be allowed sprouts for his Christmas dinner... after all the presents have been delivered:-)

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/10/2018 1:16:00 PM

- :)))) ... gives full gas ... with the tank full and full countdown ... - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/10/2018 3:47:00 PM

lol thanks Anne- lise:-) hugs jan xx

John Gondolf

Date: 12/10/2018 7:55:00 AM

Rudolph should watch his diet before pulling the sleigh. Best of luck in the contest. John

Jan Allison
Date: 12/10/2018 8:22:00 AM

lol John:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 12/9/2018 11:27:00 PM

Love this, just encountered a few rude Rudolph's myself LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 12/10/2018 6:09:00 AM

lol I wonder if Santa will get wind of that Art lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 12/9/2018 8:20:00 PM

Most especially after discovering all reindeer farts are not dry! (Be sure to sanitise presents under the tree - especially with a dog in the home).Another winner, Jan! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 12/10/2018 6:08:00 AM

Thanks Rico:-) hugs jan xx