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Rude Rudolph

When Rudolph ate sprouts for his tea
he pulled the sled flatulently
Deer farts make Santa heave
and it was Christmas Eve -
poor Santa was very angry!

For Tania Kitchin's Funny reindeer limerick contest

12/9/18

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2018

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Gershon Wolf Date: 12/18/2018 1:29:00 PM Heave ho, as they say...Hope they weren't dry heaves. Congrats on your win in the contest with this one, Jan! :) gw Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/18/2018 4:22:00 PM Thanks so much GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud Date: 12/18/2018 10:54:00 AM you did it again, master of lims and poop/fart, lol... my big congrats on your award!...huggs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/18/2018 12:30:00 PM Thanks Nette:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 12/18/2018 7:06:00 AM Back with congratulations on your podium finish, Jan. Have a lovely day. Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/18/2018 7:31:00 AM Thanks Paul, I read some great limericks:-) hugs jan xx

Charles Messina Date: 12/18/2018 5:20:00 AM Nice one, Jan. Congrats on your win...Hugs // Charlie xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/18/2018 7:02:00 AM Thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 12/17/2018 8:38:00 PM Good one , Jan, congratulations on your win.. Hugs Eve Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/17/2018 8:45:00 PM Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands Date: 12/17/2018 4:54:00 PM Congratulations for your win Jan :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/17/2018 5:31:00 PM thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf Date: 12/17/2018 4:51:00 PM Jan, back to say congrats on your win. John Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/17/2018 5:31:00 PM thanks John, I did enjoy your second version too lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 12/17/2018 4:40:00 PM Congrats on your great win, Jan! Hugs, Carolyn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/17/2018 4:43:00 PM Thanks Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy Date: 12/17/2018 4:24:00 PM GOOD one, Jan! CONGRATS! Janice Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/17/2018 4:42:00 PM Thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 12/17/2018 4:21:00 PM I knew this one would be a top winner! Congrats! An honor to share number 2 spot with you - Bob Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/17/2018 4:23:00 PM Thanks so much Bob:-) I'm just glad to be on the list as in the past I've had n/a by a couple of sponsors for limericks:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin Date: 12/17/2018 4:06:00 PM Ha ha, Jan another awesome limerick, congratulations on your placement in the contest! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/17/2018 4:09:00 PM Thanks Tania I am delighted to be on your list, it was a fun contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 12/11/2018 11:28:00 PM Made me laugh Jan. Hope it does well! : ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/17/2018 4:08:00 PM Thanks Connie:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 12/11/2018 12:30:00 PM That's where Santa got his turbo jets from, Jan!! A DIY job. Thank you for the laugh:) Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/11/2018 2:44:00 PM Thanks Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 12/11/2018 12:18:00 PM Poor Santa! I've been longing for some of your limericks. It's just what I need. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/11/2018 2:43:00 PM Glad I can make you smile Dale:-) I can write these silly poems in about 2 minutes:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 12/10/2018 9:54:00 PM I'll bet Mrs Claus giggled and uttered 'now you know what I have to put up with' - thanks Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/11/2018 2:43:00 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 12/10/2018 1:52:00 PM LOL Good one, Jan! Best wishes in Tania's contest. Next year Santa will pay closer attention to Rudolph's diet. Hugs, Carolyn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/10/2018 3:48:00 PM Yes he will be on non gaseous foods all December and be allowed sprouts for his Christmas dinner... after all the presents have been delivered:-)

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 12/10/2018 1:16:00 PM - :)))) ... gives full gas ... with the tank full and full countdown ... - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/10/2018 3:47:00 PM lol thanks Anne- lise:-) hugs jan xx

John Gondolf Date: 12/10/2018 7:55:00 AM Rudolph should watch his diet before pulling the sleigh. Best of luck in the contest. John Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/10/2018 8:22:00 AM lol John:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 12/9/2018 11:27:00 PM Love this, just encountered a few rude Rudolph's myself LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/10/2018 6:09:00 AM lol I wonder if Santa will get wind of that Art lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 12/9/2018 8:20:00 PM Most especially after discovering all reindeer farts are not dry! (Be sure to sanitise presents under the tree - especially with a dog in the home).Another winner, Jan! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/10/2018 6:08:00 AM Thanks Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose Date: 12/9/2018 4:51:00 PM What with Santa and farts ? Pray tell. Guess the reindeer can get quite gassy, You did good my Queen of limerick, gl in the contest Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/9/2018 4:55:00 PM Thanks so much Pixie Dust, I expect you will be busy sprinkling your magic over the festive period too:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner Date: 12/9/2018 3:49:00 PM I guess now we know what really makes Santa's sleigh fly! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/9/2018 3:52:00 PM Rudolph gives it turbo power but Santa wishes the breeze was less fragrant lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tahira Parveen Date: 12/9/2018 2:54:00 PM Lol, Jan :) something to think about, after eating all the pies. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/9/2018 2:58:00 PM lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carole Duet Date: 12/9/2018 1:26:00 PM A funny and fun one, Jan. You always have a fantastic sense of humor! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/9/2018 1:52:00 PM Thanks Carole I do try to make people smile:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 12/9/2018 1:15:00 PM Wow a turbo powered sleigh lol. Nice limerick Jan. Good luck. Tom. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/9/2018 1:21:00 PM Thanks Tom, it was a breeze to write lol:-) hugs jan xx

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