Rudolph the O Dear Reindeer Not For Children

So, Rudolph had a glowing nose,
possibly a disease I suppose,
now kids think infection glow
of red a good sight when it shows.

Others laughed, called him names,
didn't let Rudolph play reindeer games,
teach yours play nice treat all the same,
but now yours learnt how bullies pain.

An insight for children into using,
reject all unless they're useful,
accept all if you can use them,
Santa's no seatbelt now kids refusal.

So, when your kid starts to laugh, call names,
won't clean infections that forever remain,
behaviour picked up that you can't explain,
remember Rudolph gave your a*s this pain.

It was you that made sure your kid was shown,
you exposed them to these selfish ways unknown.
When Rudolph was the one flying at the front...
that's when your child turned into a c**t
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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