Rooter Poems - Poems about Rooter

...Johnson's bed with Trump isn't chaste A waste dump that's sticky with paste Mike's endorsement bet Is an enormous threat That sump pumps can never erase Author's note: For those unfamiliar wit......Read the rest...

...Who is that? His sister asked, staring at his art. It’s me! Rodney Rooter said. Don’t be so smart! But you don’t look that dapper, that handsome, that thin! With a sister like this, it’s a wonder ......Read the rest...

...The last trailing tendril filaments of moon beams nocturnally trace fashion an illusory gilded chariot Ark, whence upon celestial runners, the approach of dawn's early light illuminated terrestr......Read the rest...

...A doctor is just like a good mechanic but unless your body is broken down, there's no need to panic. Avoid unnecessary trips to a dealership, some diagnostic tests are only a rip. Be an advocate for ......Read the rest...

... The first derriere shot, that killed everyone’s appetite, came from a second-rate, light tipping looter A no-class hothead bum, who had bun fiddy no-good burger burglar instincts......Read the rest...

...waved away from certain topics Yolanda and her Singing Saw blade captured the intellectual integrity of a generation in readjustment freedom springs only from freedom kids so lock your shields a......Read the rest...

...Beneath a bearded tree I sat Expecting on a gaze, When interview a headless hat Came whiffling through the haze. For laffs he wore a slight of grin, And luck a charmless arm. Four feathers gr......Read the rest...

...Joe The Plumber announced he was runnin' fer Congress the other day! Congratulations, Joe! You the man! Fer you I shout, "Hooray!" Tell 'em like it is as you did with Obama - show 'em you won't b......Read the rest...

...So I look back for 60 years to my old bay horse star... Hard mouthed, a galloper just the thing, at 5 what speed and power.... My chestnut pony stallion was a pig rooter with the best,... Got du......Read the rest...

...Take me out to the Brawl-game Take me out where it's loud Buy me some ammo and some crack, I don't care, who we attack Cause it's Roto-Rooter for the losers, We'll flush them right down the john......Read the rest...