Rooter Poems - Poems about Rooter

...Johnson's bed with Trump isn't chaste A waste dump that's sticky with paste Mike's endorsement bet Is an enormous threat That sump pumps can never erase Author's note: For those unfamiliar wit......

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...Who is that? His sister asked, staring at his art. It’s me! Rodney Rooter said. Don’t be so smart! But you don’t look that dapper, that handsome, that thin! With a sister like this, it’s a wonder ......

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...The last trailing tendril filaments of moon beams nocturnally trace fashion an illusory gilded chariot Ark, whence upon celestial runners, the approach of dawn's early light illuminated terrestr......

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...A doctor is just like a good mechanic but unless your body is broken down, there's no need to panic. Avoid unnecessary trips to a dealership, some diagnostic tests are only a rip. Be an advocate for ......

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... The first derriere shot, that killed everyone’s appetite, came from a second-rate, light tipping looter A no-class hothead bum, who had bun fiddy no-good burger burglar instincts......

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...waved away from certain topics Yolanda and her Singing Saw blade captured the intellectual integrity of a generation in readjustment freedom springs only from freedom kids so lock your shields a......

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...Beneath a bearded tree I sat Expecting on a gaze, When interview a headless hat Came whiffling through the haze. For laffs he wore a slight of grin, And luck a charmless arm. Four feathers gr......

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...Joe The Plumber announced he was runnin' fer Congress the other day! Congratulations, Joe! You the man! Fer you I shout, "Hooray!" Tell 'em like it is as you did with Obama - show 'em you won't b......

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...So I look back for 60 years to my old bay horse star... Hard mouthed, a galloper just the thing, at 5 what speed and power.... My chestnut pony stallion was a pig rooter with the best,... Got du......

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...Take me out to the Brawl-game Take me out where it's loud Buy me some ammo and some crack, I don't care, who we attack Cause it's Roto-Rooter for the losers, We'll flush them right down the john......

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