Road Hog Poems - Poems about Road Hog

...To the unknown sports car driver Who caused us so much fright May the roads be full of traffic When you attempt to turn right. May you spend many hours Constantly being stuck Behind a series of......Read the rest...

...Top Dog Road Hog Posted and created : 27 August 2021 Contest : FOOTLE FINALE Sponsor : Brian Strand......Read the rest...

...I am a careful driver who stays in my lane Except when I think doing so would be insane Like when a crazy fool Is stubborn as a mule And has an ego that is totally inane I humbly and wisely ta......Read the rest...

...Police state, time of hate, council estate, life scar, stolen car, no fun, drug run, hard to sleep, cider cheap, benefits cut, sexy ****, home alone, methadone, gang culture, vulture, mountain bike, ......Read the rest...

...JIMMY CARTER There's so many shortages we don't know what to do we're outa gas and coffee beans and outa money, too. The congress hasn't been much help and peanuts just won't do, so Jimmy plea......Read the rest...

...My Lincoln Log Horn Limericks I never was a railroad line or a road hog; Should see what I read in a recent blog; Be more direct; Cause ripple effect; Start making roads using a Lincoln Log. ......Read the rest...

...You Should Through Trump Out When you are in doubt, You Should Always Through Trump Out; Start to twist and shout. Has he really been a road hog Or a Republican Demagogue Who drains up like......Read the rest...

...Good Neighbor Rick's Labrador Dog They were kidding by saying Rick was a road hog And you should be sure to see his adorable dog Searching up and then down street everywhere With pounds of supe......Read the rest...

...(Can you guess which Sheep/lamb nursery rhymes I’ve parodied with these three piggy rhymes?) 1. Oink oink, white pig, have you any pork? No WAY, Mister! Drop your fork! You think you’re takin’ bacon......Read the rest...

...(There's a thirteenth 'zodiacal' constellation, Ophiucus, The Serpent Wrestler/Holder, or the "Twelth Symbol," as here used. In some ancient cultures, serpents were revered as feminine symbols of reb......Read the rest...

...The motorcycle rooooooooared~~~~~ Like a ravenous lion Over fresh kill, prancing, charging, pacing It Moved through the hoard Of migrating tourists, frightening the tamer More passive vagab......Read the rest...

...Always at the end of his jokes She heads off to visit her folks Being a blonde is no fun So off she does run For sometime away from her bloke So into the country she heads This blonde who is ......Read the rest...

...You’re sure to get the meaning of, “Meaner than a junkyard dog”. It makes you want to run, not jog; to avoid a severe creaming. If you dis your girl by screaming, ranting, raving like a road ......Read the rest...

...(I got the idea for this poem when I was watching a TV show yesterday.) Because of a roadhog, my son is dead. He was only fifteen and now he has no more years ahead. I was trying to drive my dyi......Read the rest...