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A Hotdogging Road Hog

I am a careful driver who stays in my lane
Except when I think doing so would be insane
Like when a crazy fool
Is stubborn as a mule
And has an ego that is totally inane

I humbly and wisely take the high road...except
When another driver is doubtlessly inept
I'm not the one who crashed
and don't need to be bashed
Do not assume I am wrong, when I am adept

A driver who thinks he's better is a road hog
Some folks might even consider him a hotdog
Mouthing off like he's right
Like a poet on a site
Bragging like a fat bullfrog, squatting on a log

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Sean Kelly Date: 10/5/2021 6:26:00 AM Crazy witty stuff , Jenna - Well done ! I miscued earlier with a comment on you 'being quiet' ! - I had been reading another poet who had not posted for some time and got my timing wires X'd. Sorry and best of luck in the contest. Seán .. Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 10/5/2021 6:30:00 AM Hi Sean, you weren't entirely wrong. I was not active for 3 weeks because I'd evacuated due to Hurricane Ida. Thanks, but this wasn't written for a contest.

Lindsay Laurie Date: 4/17/2021 11:07:00 PM Hello Jenna ... for most a vehicle is a convenience, but then there are those who drive bullets on wheels and they don't care who suffers in their wake - thanks Jenna - Lindsay Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 10/5/2021 6:31:00 AM True, Lindsay. A vehicle is a dangerous weapon. Thanks for the visit and comments.

Robert Pettit Date: 4/16/2021 10:46:00 AM We have too many of those types in New Jersey. That's why we pay the highest auto insurance premiums in the nation. Good write! Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 4/16/2021 10:59:00 AM Thanks, Robert. Whether driving a car or using a pen like a stick shift, some people think they are better at things than others.

Caren Krutsinger Date: 4/16/2021 10:32:00 AM Man I have missed something BIG and boy, am I glad! This made me smile all the way through. Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 4/16/2021 10:58:00 AM lol Caren. The impetus for this one was not such a big deal, but some people think THEY are a big deal. I'm so happy that you appreciated my intention. Thanks!

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 4/15/2021 10:28:00 AM This is a very clever limerick with a double meaning that brought smiles to my face Jenna. Well done! Blessings xxoo Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 4/15/2021 10:39:00 AM I'm so glad you caught my intent, Connie. Road Hogs, Blog Hogs...not much difference. Thank you, and I'm delighted to learn that you'll be more active on the site. Your poetry is wonderful.

Tom Cunningham Date: 4/15/2021 12:59:00 AM Nothing turns the air bluer than a roadhog Jenna and they look at you like its you who is in the wrong grrrr. Well written limericks Tom Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 4/15/2021 10:38:00 AM That is absolutely right, Tom. When such road hogs give me a one finger salute, I simply smile and wave at them, which nulls their intent. ha ha Thanks, Tom.

Victor Buhagiar Date: 4/14/2021 1:42:00 PM Driving today is full of danger. Take care. Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 4/14/2021 4:46:00 PM Right. We have to drive defensively.

Sam Kauffman Date: 4/14/2021 1:13:00 PM You speak the truth with humor Jenna. Enjoyed this bit of "road" humor! Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 4/14/2021 4:45:00 PM It was a fun write. Thanks Sam

Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 4/14/2021 11:38:00 AM Hello Jenna, Thankyou for the laughter. Enjoy your day my friend. Login to Reply Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 4/15/2021 10:34:00 AM Hello Jenna, I enjoyed the poem. Enjoy your day my friend. Jenna Logan Date: 4/14/2021 4:44:00 PM I’m happy you enjoyed it. Thanks

Mark Koplin Date: 4/14/2021 10:44:00 AM Lol, that right there is some good hog blogging material! Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 4/14/2021 11:19:00 AM Oh no, but thank you for thinking so. I would NEVER post one of my poems as a blog. I'm not pretentious.

Jan Allison Date: 4/14/2021 10:01:00 AM ha ha ha you sure dont mince your words jenna:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 4/14/2021 10:09:00 AM Some road hogs act like they own the site, errr....road. That's when we need a dump truck... I would never give them a hand signal, though. haha Thanks, Jan.