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Ripper Poems - Poems about Ripper

Ripper Poems - Examples of all types of poems about ripper to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for ripper.
2 B Or Not 2 B Funny or Smart
...Up until recently When I was growing up All I ever wanted to be was considered funny And recently I discovered that is in fact What people thought of me And how they would describe me ......Read More
Categories: ripper, funny, humor,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member The Keeper Of The Gates
...The gates open at twilight Gates for the strong lost at night The keeper sees everyone that passes by Through the gates of brass and willoughby Tormented souls bereft of sight Under the curs......Read More
Categories: ripper, faith,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member 1800 TO 1899
...I am the war of 1812. I am Standard Oil Dripping with wealth. I am Edgar Allen Poe And Beethoven. I am the first time the Kentucky Derby opens. I am the battle at ......Read More
Categories: ripper, history,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mending The Blanket
...I spread my blanket Quickly on the bed I see a small hole With needle and thread I begin to mend Working very slow I begin to mind My cat suddenly Jumps onto the bed I had to remove Pin......Read More
Categories: ripper, cat, kiss, love,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Rehashing History: Missing Persons
...I Where, oh where is Virginia Dare*, No one can find her anywhere. Her disappearance is the very worst, I guess that's what comes from being the first. *Virginia Dare was born on Aug. 18, 1587......Read More
Categories: ripper, history, humor,
Form: Light Verse

Aussie Neighbour
...Fair dinkum my old cobber, G,day I'm your new neighbour, I travelled from Tasmania, I flew by flying doctor. Crocodile Dundee has no flies on me, I couldn't give a XXXX about his fosters tinny,......Read More
Categories: ripper, age,
Form: Rhyme
Bedlam Blues
...Cain killed Abel on a Monday night Abel didn’t get a chance to put up much of a fight Cain said, “am I my brother’s keeper?” God said, “yeah,” but Cain said, “nah” Adam just shook his head and ru......Read More
Categories: ripper, allegory, funny, murder, mythology,
Form: Political Verse
Weredog, Part II
......But of course the sun banished the moon, Ripper woke his normal size, his stomach quite big from the rib roast, but otherwise he seemed fine. At first, I feared what all this might mean, I th......Read More
Categories: ripper, animal, dog, fun, happy,
Form: Narrative
Weredog, Part I
...It was probably three weeks ago when I sent my dog outside, he had all of his business to do, then he’d come in for the night. I busied myself cooking dinner, it was late, already dark, Ripper ......Read More
Categories: ripper, animal, dog, fun, happy,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Minor Catastrophe
...A young lad once got caught in his zipper An unfortunate case of the ripper He shed lots of tears Never lost his fears Of peeing in his new bedroom slipper. TENTH PLA......Read More
Categories: ripper, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Aiding and Abetting
...It’s great living in a country town that still can offer peace, when I come home from a stressful day to finally release all the tension from a hectic job, that near leaves me in a heap, and knowi......Read More
Categories: ripper, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Bloody Mondays
...A Lady of the Night took fright When she saw her customer's plight For Jack-the-Ripper Held a glass slipper On a Monday, nothing goes right!......Read More
Categories: ripper, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Bragging Rights Gone
...I once knew a young fellow named Swanson Who bragged about his enormous johnson He caught it in a zipper Which was a painful ripper And now, he no longer touts his once-on....Read More
Categories: ripper, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Jack the Ripper
... Jack the Ripper has not mended his ways Continuing search for unwary prey This time around, his weapon is poison Extinguishing lives of poor, his mission ‘The weak must perish’, Jack the Ripper......Read More
Categories: ripper, dark, murder,
Form: Rondeau
Premium Member Jack's Choice
... I've spent the evening hunting, as I'm wont to do and choosing for tonight an older lass, I hold the shop door open while she passes through and as it closes, watch her in the glass Her fac......Read More
Categories: ripper, city, death, desire, england,
Form: Imagism

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