Ripper Poems - Poems about Ripper

...Up until recently When I was growing up All I ever wanted to be was considered funny And recently I discovered that is in fact What people thought of me And how they would describe me ......Read More

...The gates open at twilight Gates for the strong lost at night The keeper sees everyone that passes by Through the gates of brass and willoughby Tormented souls bereft of sight Under the curs......Read More

...I am the war of 1812. I am Standard Oil Dripping with wealth. I am Edgar Allen Poe And Beethoven. I am the first time the Kentucky Derby opens. I am the battle at ......Read More

...I spread my blanket Quickly on the bed I see a small hole With needle and thread I begin to mend Working very slow I begin to mind My cat suddenly Jumps onto the bed I had to remove Pin......Read More

...I Where, oh where is Virginia Dare*, No one can find her anywhere. Her disappearance is the very worst, I guess that's what comes from being the first. *Virginia Dare was born on Aug. 18, 1587......Read More

...Fair dinkum my old cobber, G,day I'm your new neighbour, I travelled from Tasmania, I flew by flying doctor. Crocodile Dundee has no flies on me, I couldn't give a XXXX about his fosters tinny,......Read More

...Cain killed Abel on a Monday night Abel didn’t get a chance to put up much of a fight Cain said, “am I my brother’s keeper?” God said, “yeah,” but Cain said, “nah” Adam just shook his head and ru......Read More

......But of course the sun banished the moon, Ripper woke his normal size, his stomach quite big from the rib roast, but otherwise he seemed fine. At first, I feared what all this might mean, I th......Read More

...It was probably three weeks ago when I sent my dog outside, he had all of his business to do, then he’d come in for the night. I busied myself cooking dinner, it was late, already dark, Ripper ......Read More

...A young lad once got caught in his zipper An unfortunate case of the ripper He shed lots of tears Never lost his fears Of peeing in his new bedroom slipper. TENTH PLA......Read More

...It’s great living in a country town that still can offer peace, when I come home from a stressful day to finally release all the tension from a hectic job, that near leaves me in a heap, and knowi......Read More

...A Lady of the Night took fright When she saw her customer's plight For Jack-the-Ripper Held a glass slipper On a Monday, nothing goes right!......Read More

...I once knew a young fellow named Swanson Who bragged about his enormous johnson He caught it in a zipper Which was a painful ripper And now, he no longer touts his once-on....Read More

... Jack the Ripper has not mended his ways Continuing search for unwary prey This time around, his weapon is poison Extinguishing lives of poor, his mission ‘The weak must perish’, Jack the Ripper......Read More

... I've spent the evening hunting, as I'm wont to do and choosing for tonight an older lass, I hold the shop door open while she passes through and as it closes, watch her in the glass Her fac......Read More