Big Ben chimes Bazball Zen

Big Ben chimes again With Bazball zen One of those men From special stock Shepherd of the flock Hewn from strewn Volcanic rock From New Zealand's Southern Isle But only there for a wee while Mighty flame haired flair laird  Without doubt more about Blighty's North East They forged this bellicose beast Ripsnorting sporting cavorting squire   Glutton & gourmand gorged feast Test town crier Puffed buffed chest Inspire..burning Proper copper topper Churning fire.. Endless zest..desire No dull lull No bore draw Simple...aspire To score more! It's not arcane Stokes campaign & reign Train like you're insane Always entertain! Remember us flounder  In the gutter Trounced...17 on the bounce  Could we have found Pound for pounder Better all rounder Nutter...go getter  Sounder founder Run rate record setter Of the evolution And revolution  Of Test cricket Toe to toe Blow by blow Heave ho Give us a ticket In the Baz ball or Ben buzz grotto Gung Ho motto You will never know Till you give it a go!