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Funny Rights Poems

These Funny Rights poems are examples of Rights poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rights Funny poems written by international poets.

You are Safe now Dear

Trying to remind myself that I'm safe 
knowing I'm on the verge of crashing 
traumatic events forced upon my space 
terrorist threats identity fraud blinding...

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Categories: rights, anxiety, health, meaningful, military,

Under the No Loitering Sign

"What are you doing here?"
"I'm standing here."
"Can't you read? It says no loitering!"
"I'm not loitering, I'm standing."
"Standing is loitering!"
"Can I sit on the ground then?"
"No!...

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Categories: funny, humor, people, rights,

''In God We Trust,'' a Psalm and Anthem For Lgbtq Rights

With rushing hands about our hips
      and loving thoughts so hardly chaste,
let locked together be our lips
   ...

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Categories: rights, discrimination, funny love, hate,

Preserve the Rights of Everyone Else

Jelly bean warships judiciously cheering for the enemy?
The old timers do not understand this unnaturalness.
“It is an inescapable truth today,” Sgt. Mars Bar told them.
“We...

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Categories: rights, age, funny, humorous, military,

Dossier Doze Heir About This Sleepy Head

Dossier (doze heir) About This Sleepy Head

Unable to shake off drowsiness
     iz not ease zee,
hence, as a night owl, no
 ...

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Categories: rights, 12th grade, culture, freedom,

Redneck Saw a Black Girl

Racial slurs fly in Michigan like footballs. 
I'm not supposed to point the finger at white women,
but white women who enjoy NASCAR, and mass 
quantities...

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Categories: rights, black african american, cinco

Truth Is All An Act In Government Exposed

One small little country which houses 
one of the highest paid governments 
in this modern world joke ran upside down

A big part of our life...

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Categories: betrayal, ireland, political, rights,

Limericks Crochetes: Once a Cardsharp Comic Called Don Dump

Limericks crochetés: Once a cardsharp comic called Don Dump

Once a cardsharp comic called Don Dump
Made father’s money jump during slump
Dreamed of ruling this earth
Joined campaign...

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Categories: destiny, leadership, patriotic, rights,

Freudian's Slip

Politically correct that’s funny                     ...

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Categories: rights, allegory, corruption, culture, innocence,

Jeremy Corbyn

I'm kind of taken by Jeremy Corbyn, the man and his success, 
And believe that for the leadership role he may be able to dress;...

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Categories: rights, future, leadership, political, poverty,

When

When crimsons are worn and winters mourn;
When time is not a clock, watch or real	
And sunsets have lost their appeal -
Then I shall face my...

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Categories: political, rights,

Medicinal Criminal

You hold my hand
Tears stream, a warm compress placed upon my pale face
Increasing pain, so much fear my heart begins to race
Curled in my own...

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Categories: rights, conflict, confusion, freedom, health,

Bladder Problems In Class

Numbers on 
White board…names written hori-
zontally

Students ask
To go pee…right when class starts – 
THAT’S just wrong…

Bathroom line
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!

People are
Not using...

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Categories: rights, anger, childhood, class, confusion,

Chickens Have Rights Too

Well, I read in the paper today that Senator Feinstein has again gone berserk!
With the plethora of problems we have, she wants to give chickens...

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Categories: rights, funny, political,

Plagiarists Beware

PLAGIARISTS     BEWARE


My(1) dog(2) went(3) out(4) again(5) today(6) 
And(7) watched(8) some(9) children(10) in(11) the(12) hay(13)




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Categories: funny, rights,