Funny Rights Poems
These Funny Rights poems are examples of Rights poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rights Funny poems written by international poets.
The women in my Viking villageThe women in my Viking village
don't like domestic work or tillage.
They get much more excited
when they all get invited
on raids to go plunder and pillage....
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rights, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Under the No Loitering Sign"What are you doing here?"
"I'm standing here."
"Can't you read? It says no loitering!"
"I'm not loitering, I'm standing."
"Standing is loitering!"
"Can I sit on the ground then?"
"No!...
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funny, humor, people, rights,
''In God We Trust,'' a Psalm and Anthem For Lgbtq RightsWith rushing hands about our hips
and loving thoughts so hardly chaste,
let locked together be our lips
...
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rights, discrimination, funny love, hate,
Preserve the Rights of Everyone ElseJelly bean warships judiciously cheering for the enemy?
The old timers do not understand this unnaturalness.
“It is an inescapable truth today,” Sgt. Mars Bar told them.
“We...
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rights, age, funny, humorous, military,
Dossier Doze Heir About This Sleepy HeadDossier (doze heir) About This Sleepy Head
Unable to shake off drowsiness
iz not ease zee,
hence, as a night owl, no
...
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Categories:
rights, 12th grade, culture, freedom,
Redneck Saw a Black GirlRacial slurs fly in Michigan like footballs.
I'm not supposed to point the finger at white women,
but white women who enjoy NASCAR, and mass
quantities...
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Categories:
rights, black african american, cinco
Truth Is All An Act In Government ExposedOne small little country which houses
one of the highest paid governments
in this modern world joke ran upside down
A big part of our life...
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Categories:
betrayal, ireland, political, rights,
Limericks Crochetes: Once a Cardsharp Comic Called Don Dump
Limericks crochetés: Once a cardsharp comic called Don Dump
Once a cardsharp comic called Don Dump
Made father’s money jump during slump
Dreamed of ruling this earth
Joined campaign...
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destiny, leadership, patriotic, rights,
Freudian's SlipPolitically correct that’s funny ...
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rights, allegory, corruption, culture, innocence,
Jeremy CorbynI'm kind of taken by Jeremy Corbyn, the man and his success,
And believe that for the leadership role he may be able to dress;...
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rights, future, leadership, political, poverty,
Medicinal CriminalYou hold my hand
Tears stream, a warm compress placed upon my pale face
Increasing pain, so much fear my heart begins to race
Curled in my own...
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Categories:
rights, conflict, confusion, freedom, health,
Bladder Problems In ClassNumbers on
White board…names written hori-
zontally
Students ask
To go pee…right when class starts –
THAT’S just wrong…
Bathroom line
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!
People are
Not using...
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Categories:
rights, anger, childhood, class, confusion,
Chickens Have Rights TooWell, I read in the paper today that Senator Feinstein has again gone berserk!
With the plethora of problems we have, she wants to give chickens...
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rights, funny, political,
Plagiarists BewarePLAGIARISTS BEWARE
My(1) dog(2) went(3) out(4) again(5) today(6)
And(7) watched(8) some(9) children(10) in(11) the(12) hay(13)
. . . . . . . ....
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funny, rights,
Bill of Rights For HusbandsThat’s not my elephant, this here’s Ella my wife
She claims the extra pounds came with her change of life
She now takes ballet, but watching her...
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rights, funny