Plagiarists Beware

PLAGIARISTS BEWARE My(1) dog(2) went(3) out(4) again(5) today(6) And(7) watched(8) some(9) children(10) in(11) the(12) hay(13) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. NOTES (A) A full list of references (1) - (13) is available on request (S/A envelope needed) (B) All rights reserved. I withhold all rights to the maximum extent allowable under law. Any unauthorised broadcasting, public performance, copying or re-recording will constitute an infringement of copyright, unless it is in North Korea or Yemen. Permission will be granted to reproduce for personal and educational use only for schools, hospitals for the insane, camps for re-orientation in North Korea or Yemen. Commercial copying, hiring, lending,borrowing, plagiarism, stealing, and destruction by fire is prohibited. Use as toilet paper is equally prohibited. May be used free of charge by members of minority groups, only if they are accompanied by a member of the majority group. Selling without prior written consent prohibited. Selling the written consent itself is equally prohibited. Even the mildest infractions of these conditions will be punishable to the fullest extent of the law.