Parents Rhyme Poems

Two penguin parents and their chick
Are bringing people ‘round
To ogle at their lifestyle
And the happiness they’ve found.

Australians are delighted
At the airing of this tale
For the...

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Measles, mumps and chicken pox,
Insidious diseases,
Were all a part of childhood,
Paired with earaches, strep and sneezes.

But that was many years ago
And scientists have found
The vaccinations...

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If prison waits for parents whose kid dies (left in a car),
What then for bigot president, earth's brightest racist star,
This narcissistic fool of fools, who's...

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Nostalgic memories when I was young
Of taking long trips along the Maine coast
I loved to go to the beach and have some fun
When life was...

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There’s a gene embedded in every parent
  to recreate 
  what their parents had done

Sometimes good, and sometimes bad,
  passing it down...

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All curled up beneath my blanket
dreaming of tomorrows
Young enough and innocent
and free from fear or sorrows

Being in my little bed
when childhood was mine
the kitchen night...

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(title shamelessly borrowed from Daniel C. Dennett’s book of the same name)

Brainwashed parents, brainwashed kids.
Abort the vortex: hit the skids!
Become the one who dares to...

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How, I wonder, do present people not
realize that what they do has been done?
That all their new fads, their new ideas,
have all had their day...

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Old men making deals
  the young taking bullets

Politicians to steal
  no one to prevent it

Athletes and rappers
  sit on the throne

Parents and...

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Constanza

On Growing Up

When I was just a little lad
I lived right there in London town
Sometimes it made me kind of frown

Peckham, London did make me...

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It's amazing what parents will do to their kids,
Pay a doctor to lie so their child need not serve
His own country in war! Fake bone...

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Why does raising kids today take a ton of money?
   Don't laugh -- Parents don't find it very funny

Yeah, sure, I know: There...

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Veruca Salt is the name my parents bestowed upon me
and I'm on my way to Willie Wonka's chocolate factory.

I won a golden ticket! I knew...

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Are you calling me
I hear you calling me in my dreams 
How was your day
Are you ok
Wish I can see you now
But that time has...

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Parents impulsively will buy their kids a Christmas pet
Not knowing it will often be a gift they will regret
Christmas day their kids are so excited...

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There's a Reindeer that nobody knows,
and it is, quite frankly, a shame!
He is loved by most other reindeer.
Alvah, is that reindeers name!

I'll tell you the...

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~In  God  I   Trust~
(The Ricalai)



I see  better in God's  Light
He  helps me walk in the night
Believe in God,...

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Add Murder to His Sins!

A man who sleeps behind the wheel
And kills someone, it's a big deal,
No clear intent  to kill a child,
Still criminal!...

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Don't Be a Bully!

'Each person who plans harm for weaker than you are,'
A bully! Thus, defined invites another's pain!
Perchance a victim once himself, he seeks...

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There once was a time when women could cook,
  and men knew how to dance

Education was by the book,
  no fuzzy math or...

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