Remotes Poems - Poems about Remotes

...Gloria Gupta's garbage bin Has got all sort of trash within: A starched piece of mouldy bread, A broken doll without a head. Three empty cans of soya beans, Uncle Jimmy's old torn jeans. Pape......Read the rest...

...In halcyon olden days of yore, When box TVs were far from smart, The youngest in house used to bore, If lovingly, the chore TVs to start. Then came remotes— a political mace At home they have t......Read the rest...

...We named him Buddy. He is a Great Dane German Shepherd mix A baby; we keep saying we should have called him Marmaduke. In one month he has chewed up at least a hundred things. He has chewed the li......Read the rest...

...All my home remotes died today in Spring. Dumbstruck by 'GreyTooth' the Pirate King. Who like Harald 'Bluetooth', the Danish Monarch had a dead blue-grey tooth in his head, a hallmark of how smar......Read the rest...

... Where do remotes go, is what I, in aggravation ask? Mine must have feet and to find them is a most frustrating task. Hiding under a magazine or my cat lying on it, hatching one li......Read the rest...

...(each stanza is a Senryu poem) We, the resistance, are here, stationed on our couches armed with our remotes. Camouflaged in our faded PowerPuff pajamas and fuzzy slippers We ar......Read the rest...

...DISUNITY THEN UNITY Last Episode of Pure Fantasy. Fireball always seems to take center stage, Except in the last episode it was with absolute rage, Echoman has secretly loved this ravishing ......Read the rest...

...Woke up at 4:00 a.m. Not the witching hour. I am usually up around three. Woke up and ran to the computer. She made her happy melodic I am ready song. Thank god as I have to wake up my husband......Read the rest...

...Screams of a woman being murdered Woke me up from the loveliest dream My startled face shook me awake. Listened harder. My husband has the TV up to highest volume. He is probably asleep in fron......Read the rest...

...looking beyond the sky, yes i stare above the mountain. to climb it in several trips that at last i build a tower. withing my thought the heavens raise their smiles but the earth place me bellow th......Read the rest...

...TV’s didn’t have remotes Way back when I was young And though the praises of All “modern” items have been sung… It really wasn’t such a chore To get up off our butts To change a channel, but ......Read the rest...

...A dedication to my roommate The way she left, The remotes side by side on my bed she left I remember the day I fought for the remotes to be left by my cot I screamed We were just strangers l......Read the rest...

...My Grandmother's Hands My Grandmother's hands told many tales Of scrubbing steps and broken nails Hand-washing clothes in enamel sink Red football socks turned white towels pink When not bak......Read the rest...

...I learn repeatedly that TV remotes won't make calls or phones change channels. ... CayCay Jennings 10-10-16 Make Me Laugh - 3rd place......Read the rest...

...Leading you! Close your eyes let me show you the way Not a hit movie or child's play Let me reveal some things to you this day Answer questions family feuds pass my days My ways are better tha......Read the rest...