Remotes Poems - Poems about Remotes

Sleeping Plastic

...Looking back, it seems I've made a giant plastic nest.
Plastic cars -plastic totes- plastic toys
plastic guns- plastic utensils-plastic boats
plastic bags- plastic easter eggs-plastic remotes.
Pl...

Things Lost Somewhere in This House

...Things Missing Somewhere in This House
My birth bertificate…
A box of needed, new bank checks…
Both of our wedding rings…
My Waterman fountain pen…
After 4 decades, at least 3 doz. of Jim’s odd ...

Ode to my dogs Buddy and Beau

...Some other people’s dogs bite, snarl and snap like turtles on speed.
Our young puppy Beau dances, twirls, and bites his tail as if he’s on weed.
The other dog, Buddy, is a gentle giant, over a hund...

You Laughed Your Head Back

...In memory that wouldn’t get upgrades
You stay, and you’ll remain there till I go
One day wasn’t circled on your calendar of dates
Now empty is the room we used to know
The August Macke painting o...

AH ALICIA HILTON DANITA DELMONT STRIPPERS MARTHA BRAE WITCH JAMAICAN BREACH

...SEVERE STALKING FROM LEFT OVER STRIPPERS FROM PETER CLUB IN TAMPA ALI IA HILTON TALISA SHAW DANITA DELMONT AGENT KIWANI BUGGS FROM MY ABUSIVE EX HUSBAND STABLE OF JHORES HE SHARE WITH PETER GARGANO I...

Gloria Gupta's Garbage

...Gloria Gupta's garbage bin
Has got all sort of trash within:

A starched piece of mouldy bread,
A broken doll without a head.
Three empty cans of soya beans,
Uncle Jimmy's old torn jeans.
Pape...

Tv Remotes and Wild Oats

...In halcyon olden days of yore,
When box TVs were far from smart,
The youngest in house used to bore,
If lovingly, the chore TVs to start. 
Then came remotes— a political mace
At home they have t...

Our Chewing Est Dog

...We named him Buddy. He is a Great Dane German Shepherd mix
A baby; we keep saying we should have called him Marmaduke.
In one month he has chewed up at least a hundred things.
He has chewed the li...

Bluetooth Pirate

...All my home remotes died today in Spring.
Dumbstruck by 'GreyTooth' the Pirate King.
Who like Harald 'Bluetooth', the Danish Monarch
had a dead blue-grey tooth in his head, a hallmark
of how smar...

Remote Control Madness

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Where do remotes go, is what I,
in aggravation ask?
Mine must have feet and to find 
them is a most frustrating task.

Hiding under a magazine or my cat 
lying on it, hatching one li...

The Resistance

...(each stanza is a Senryu poem)

We, the resistance,
are here, stationed on our couches
armed with our remotes.

Camouflaged in our
faded PowerPuff pajamas
and fuzzy slippers

We ar...

Disunity Then Unity

...DISUNITY THEN UNITY
 
Last Episode of Pure Fantasy.

Fireball always seems to take center stage,
Except in the last episode it was with absolute rage,
Echoman has secretly loved this ravishing ...

Woke Up At Four

...Woke up at 4:00 a.m.
Not the witching hour.
I am usually up around three.

Woke up and ran to the computer.
She made her happy melodic I am ready song.
Thank god as I have to wake up my husband...

I Hope They Get Him First

...Screams of a woman being murdered
Woke me up from the loveliest dream
My startled face shook me awake.

Listened harder. My husband has the TV up to highest volume.
He is probably asleep in fron...

Grief

...looking beyond the sky, yes i stare above the mountain.
to climb it in several trips that at last i build a tower.
withing my thought the heavens raise their smiles but the earth place me bellow th...

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