Remotes Poems - Poems about Remotes

...Some other people’s dogs bite, snarl and snap like turtles on speed. Our young puppy Beau dances, twirls, and bites his tail as if he’s on weed. The other dog, Buddy, is a gentle giant, over a hund......

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...In memory that wouldn’t get upgrades You stay, and you’ll remain there till I go One day wasn’t circled on your calendar of dates Now empty is the room we used to know The August Macke painting o......

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...SEVERE STALKING FROM LEFT OVER STRIPPERS FROM PETER CLUB IN TAMPA ALI IA HILTON TALISA SHAW DANITA DELMONT AGENT KIWANI BUGGS FROM MY ABUSIVE EX HUSBAND STABLE OF JHORES HE SHARE WITH PETER GARGANO I......

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...Gloria Gupta's garbage bin Has got all sort of trash within: A starched piece of mouldy bread, A broken doll without a head. Three empty cans of soya beans, Uncle Jimmy's old torn jeans. Pape......

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...In halcyon olden days of yore, When box TVs were far from smart, The youngest in house used to bore, If lovingly, the chore TVs to start. Then came remotes— a political mace At home they have t......

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...We named him Buddy. He is a Great Dane German Shepherd mix A baby; we keep saying we should have called him Marmaduke. In one month he has chewed up at least a hundred things. He has chewed the li......

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...All my home remotes died today in Spring. Dumbstruck by 'GreyTooth' the Pirate King. Who like Harald 'Bluetooth', the Danish Monarch had a dead blue-grey tooth in his head, a hallmark of how smar......

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... Where do remotes go, is what I, in aggravation ask? Mine must have feet and to find them is a most frustrating task. Hiding under a magazine or my cat lying on it, hatching one li......

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...(each stanza is a Senryu poem) We, the resistance, are here, stationed on our couches armed with our remotes. Camouflaged in our faded PowerPuff pajamas and fuzzy slippers We ar......

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...DISUNITY THEN UNITY Last Episode of Pure Fantasy. Fireball always seems to take center stage, Except in the last episode it was with absolute rage, Echoman has secretly loved this ravishing ......

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...Woke up at 4:00 a.m. Not the witching hour. I am usually up around three. Woke up and ran to the computer. She made her happy melodic I am ready song. Thank god as I have to wake up my husband......

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...Screams of a woman being murdered Woke me up from the loveliest dream My startled face shook me awake. Listened harder. My husband has the TV up to highest volume. He is probably asleep in fron......

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...looking beyond the sky, yes i stare above the mountain. to climb it in several trips that at last i build a tower. withing my thought the heavens raise their smiles but the earth place me bellow th......

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...TV’s didn’t have remotes Way back when I was young And though the praises of All “modern” items have been sung… It really wasn’t such a chore To get up off our butts To change a channel, but ......

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...A dedication to my roommate The way she left, The remotes side by side on my bed she left I remember the day I fought for the remotes to be left by my cot I screamed We were just strangers l......

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