Best Remotes Poems

In halcyon olden days of yore,
When box TVs were far from smart,
The youngest in house used to bore,
If lovingly, the chore TVs to start. 
Then came remotes— a political mace
At home they have tended to be,

And if I may, no less a menace—
When needed, always...

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tv remotes won't make calls 
               or 
phones change channels - 
                   ...

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