Best Remotes Poems

In halcyon olden days of yore,
When box TVs were far from smart,
The youngest in house used to bore,
If lovingly, the chore TVs to start. 
Then...

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DISUNITY THEN UNITY
 
Last Episode of Pure Fantasy.

Fireball always seems to take center stage,
Except in the last episode it was with absolute rage,
Echoman has secretly...

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My Grandmother's Hands

My Grandmother's hands told many tales
Of scrubbing steps and broken nails
Hand-washing clothes in enamel sink
Red football socks turned white towels pink

When not baking...

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Friends , while reading the History of the Incas , I came across the wonderous story of their 
mail runners , the 'chasquis' ! Kindly...

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Broken TV Revelations 

Alone, countless ancient uncles
linger in confessional apartments—
stare into virgin wombs
of empty TV screens, reciting 
lines from old John Wayne movies.

They know the...

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I learn repeatedly that TV remotes won't make calls or phones change channels.





... CayCay Jennings
10-10-16
Make Me Laugh - 3rd place...

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I travelled to my daughters home
to babysit the kids
I’d not been there ten minutes when
my mind was on the skids

and not because I couldn’t cope
I’m...

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Leading you!

Close your eyes let me show you the way
Not a hit movie or child's play
Let me reveal some things to you this day
Answer questions...

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This morning when I call my girlfriend 
She didn’t answer and I felt sad
Then she calls me in the evening
She had volunteer to clean a...

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Shuffling sandstone, infinite shimmering coloured pots,
TV remotes lie in tandem with jeans, shiny toy robots
Act as magnets to the unwary tourist, conspicuous in
Their presence, shorts...

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A dedication to my roommate

The way she left,
The remotes side by side on my bed she left
I remember the day I fought 
for the remotes...

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All my home remotes died today in Spring.
Dumbstruck by 'GreyTooth' the Pirate King.
Who like Harald 'Bluetooth', the Danish Monarch
had a dead blue-grey tooth in his...

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MY BELOVED REMOTE

I sat om my remote unit after a tiresome  day at work
so tired was i that i let myself go and it...

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looking beyond the sky, yes i stare above the mountain.
to climb it in several trips that at last i build a tower.
withing my thought the...

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I travelled to my daughters home
to babysit the kids
I’d not been there ten minutes when
my mind was on the skids

and not because I couldn’t cope
I’m...

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