Remote Control Madness





Where do remotes go, is what I,
in aggravation ask?
Mine must have feet and to find 
them is a most frustrating task.

Hiding under a magazine or my cat 
lying on it, hatching one like an egg?
I have tried many methods, but I swear,
mine all have their own tiny legs.

Do they get together at night and have
meetings to strategize?
I think they really do, those teeny monsters, 
is what I do conceptualize!



             September 19, 2020
                  7pm PST


                      7pm PST
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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DiMino Avatar
September 20, 2020 at 5:41 PM
I can relate; Love it! Well penned.
Romios Avatar
September 21, 2020 at 7:58 AM
Prince de Mino...remotes are a pain! Thank you for commenting Pangie xxx
De Beaulieu Avatar
September 20, 2020 at 11:35 AM
Hello Panagiota, well if you put the remote in one place you would be able to find it. Hugs Darlene xxxx-oooo.
De Beaulieu Avatar
September 21, 2020 at 11:42 AM
Hello Panagiota, no you are not alone in this. I get distracted to. Most of the time what i am looking for is under my nose. Like i put my pen down and forget about it. then I am looking for it. Happens all the time. |hugs Darlene xxx-ooo.
Romios Avatar
September 20, 2020 at 11:44 AM
Hello Darlene. I still think mine have feet. I tried the 'in one place'. The one place moves, too. I hope you get the humor. My Dad was a one place guy. I get distracted easily and it's OK. I always find them in the end! I am not alone in the world on this. I have three remotes. Pangie xx
Cunningham Avatar
September 19, 2020 at 11:52 PM
Everyone's pet hate, funny thing you usually find it where you left it lol Tom
Romios Avatar
September 20, 2020 at 5:00 AM
YES, but funny thing is I never know where I left it.)) Pangie xx
Watt Avatar
September 19, 2020 at 9:05 PM
Such a cute poem of a common malady, my friend. For me, it's my cellphone. Where did it go THIS time? So much fun. Keep writing, Pangie.
Romios Avatar
September 20, 2020 at 4:57 AM
Oh, you, too? Cellphone, same thing here. At times want to write about simple topics. I am writing John. Getting read~ that's a horse of a different color?LOL Pangie xx. Get that root beer!
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