Remote

TV’s didn’t have remotes Way back when I was young And though the praises of All “modern” items have been sung… It really wasn’t such a chore To get up off our butts To change a channel, but before You laugh and call me nuts… You have to understand that there Were 7 stations, max. I guess we had the quality Today’s indulgence lacks. So switching shows was much more rare And it was no big deal. A couch potato’s way of life, To most, would not appeal. Since there was less obesity, A theory I could float Is blaming this on exercise We’ve lost with the remote!