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Refund, Please

Santa dropped in and was eager to pay,
Viagra was sadly left in the sleigh.
A tart doffed her teddy,
Said, "Santa I'm ready,
But doubt you're able to do it that way."

Categories: refund, humor, loneliness, money,
Form: Limerick

Refund, Please

You can take back my adulthood
          I don't want it anymore
               Please rescind responsibilities
     My (horrific) credit score ...

I have no use for maturity

Categories: refund, age, childhood, old, wisdom,
Form: Quatrain

Mam, No Refund On Love

No refund on love,

My mother have told me,
there is one way,
to a man,s heart,
 a good meal,
desert,
and glass of wine,

So, I went to the store,
to get three ingredient,
bacon,cheese,apple
and bottle of red wine,


Dinner,
candelas,
wine,
was ready,
so as I

wearing red, sexy dress,
but you,
you....
you didn't come,

Next day I went to  the same  store,
to get refund on love,
Then a

Categories: refund, faith, girlfriend-boyfriend, imagination,
Form: I do not know?

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Spending My Income Tax Refund

Spending My Income Tax Refund

By Elton Camp

For one like me, who to save lacks the thrift,
An annual income tax refund seems like a gift
In other years, there’s been no reason why
That something a bit special I couldn’t buy

An otherwise unaffordable gift for my wife
Or a vacation to relieve the monotony of life
This time the decision

Categories: refund, funny
Form: Rhyme

Refund

Don’t talk to me like I’m stupid
Don’t think I haven’t a clue 
Don’t fob me off with excuses
Don’t tell me what I should do
You know that your product is faulty
You know that I have every right
You know that I want a full refund
You know that I don’t want a fight
But should you refuse my request,

Categories: refund, dedication, funny, hope, imagination,
Form: I do not know?

Refund!!!

My parents paid good money
To put me on this earth
Just so I could love
Show the world my worth

So here I'm am
Paying taxes, fighting for health care
Raising kids alone
Without Welfare

Child support is a joke
Fought for it with tears
The youngest almost an adult
Here in 2 more years

$300 shy from
Earned Income Credit
Thank goodness for family
With whom I indebted

I'm

Categories: refund, people, political, social, work,
Form: Rhyme