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Refund, Please
Santa dropped in and was eager to pay, Viagra was sadly left in the sleigh. A tart doffed her teddy, Said, "Santa I'm ready, But doubt you're able to do it that way."...

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Categories: refund, humor, loneliness, money,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Refund, Please
You can take back my adulthood I don't want it anymore Please rescind responsibilities My (horrific) credit score ... I have no use for maturity ...

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Categories: refund, age, childhood, old, wisdom,
Form: Quatrain



Mam, No Refund On Love
No refund on love, My mother have told me, there is one way, to a man,s heart, a good meal, desert, and glass of wine, So, I went to the store, to get three ingredient, bacon,cheese,apple and bottle of red wine, Dinner, candelas, wine, was ready, so as I wearing red, sexy dress, but you, you.... you didn't come, Next day I went to the same store, to get refund on love, Then a...

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Categories: refund, faith, girlfriend-boyfriend, imagination,
Form: I do not know?
Spending My Income Tax Refund
Spending My Income Tax Refund By Elton Camp For one like me, who to save lacks the thrift, An annual income tax refund seems like a gift In other years, there’s been no reason why That something a bit special I couldn’t buy An otherwise unaffordable gift for my wife Or a vacation to relieve the monotony of life This time the decision...

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Categories: refund, funny
Form: Rhyme
Refund
Don’t talk to me like I’m stupid Don’t think I haven’t a clue Don’t fob me off with excuses Don’t tell me what I should do You know that your product is faulty You know that I have every right You know that I want a full refund You know that I don’t want a fight But should you refuse my request,...

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Categories: refund, dedication, funny, hope, imagination,
Form: I do not know?



Refund!!!
My parents paid good money To put me on this earth Just so I could love Show the world my worth So here I'm am Paying taxes, fighting for health care Raising kids alone Without Welfare Child support is a joke Fought for it with tears The youngest almost an adult Here in 2 more years $300 shy from Earned Income Credit Thank goodness for family With whom I indebted I'm...

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Categories: refund, people, political, social, work,
Form: Rhyme

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