Refund, Please

Santa dropped in and was eager to pay,
Viagra was sadly left in the sleigh.
A tart doffed her teddy,
Said, "Santa I'm ready,
But doubt you're able to do it that way."
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Kendrick Avatar
December 14, 2022 at 11:53 AM
Okay...A little bit on the tricky side. Thanks for sharing. Sara
Bose Avatar
December 16, 2022 at 5:00 AM
Thank you, Sara. I pray he doesn't leave me coal for this bit of fun. Merry Christmas, Dave
Fowler Avatar
December 6, 2022 at 7:57 AM
Oh David...I am still laughing! :))
Bose Avatar
December 7, 2022 at 5:11 AM
With stops like these, it's a marvel he makes it around the world in a single night. Thanks.
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