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Red Neck Poems

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Bagheera - the black cat
Black softness nestles in his sheen so fab
as warm purrs vibrate his feline aura
Gash-like, a red neck-sash swings a gleaming
heart-shaped pendant, swaying a dangled flash.
Ebon stretches as the midnight creature
elongating his compacted frame, lithe.
Reaching, he uncurls a bounding jaguar
awake to...Read More
Categories: red neck, animal,
Form: Blank verse

tsunami sex seen
quiet waves out at sea
deeply breathing in
sweeping out to shore

a frigate bird swells
a red neck sack hoping
to attract

a young buck
ruts and rattles
antlers with a tree

the earth shakes
a slight quake making
mounds ripple as if flesh

a slug barely seen
moving leaving
a slime trail...Read More
Categories: red neck, muse,
Form: Epic
Premium Member Just Call me Blue
He tried other names
But none fit him like this
Green was too fresh
Orange, although wild like him, seemed paisley
White was whimpish
And he knew he needed a color name
He went by Pink for a day
Until his uncle caught him and nearly drowned...Read More
Categories: red neck, boy, color,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Road Rage
Road Rage
By: Tom Wright

The latest phenomenon
Of “Britches” day and age,
Was his life’s first encounter?
With the tag Road Rage;

It had happened one night
Or was it early morning?
It began without inkling,
Thought, plan, or warning.

“Britches” couldn’t recall
If hour was early or late,
But someone...Read More
Categories: red neck, funny,
Form: Lyric
how it all began
now the sun made love to the moon
in a transgender afternoon 
will be like you, will be like me 
blame fimininty, blame under Y trinity 
for the crescent got pregnant by a star 
how Islamic them flags hailing Ishtar
sue blindness...Read More
Categories: red neck, age, america, confusion, corruption, creation, gender, wisdom,
Form: Lyric

Hateful Exit
A racist white man’s vehicle broke down
in the middle
of the blackest pride side of Motown

He scratched his red neck double chin 
in Appalachian drawl dismay;
perplexed at having a little Aryan problem
of not being “Black Tie Members” insurance covered,
to get his...Read More
Categories: red neck, humorous, parody, racism, wisdom,
Form: Light Verse
A Poisoned Lance Pounced and Trounced
Surrender your burdens
To the feet of providence
When down and out in gardens
Sweeping seas of indigence

That swamp your every mood
For reasons unknown
Understood and misunderstood under the hood
Worn in low moods known

To trigger bouts of doubts
Brought about by the entry
In dens where...Read More
Categories: red neck, poems,
Form: Free verse
Red Neck Delivery Man
I’m all jacked up on the bottle
And I’m wacked out of my mind
She left me for that mail man
Brown suit done crossed the line

That package she was waiting on
Had two legs and a smile
I’m bout to make a delivery
And I’m...Read More
Categories: red neck, america, break up, love hurts,
Form: Lyric
Still in Love
Charles was a Harvard man, 
As straight as straight can be.
Daisy was a red-neck girl 
From Backwoods, Tennessee.
One fateful day Chuck lost his way; 
Was lost for nigh a week
‘Til Daisy found him lyin’ there
Beside the muddy creek.

Daisy took that...Read More
Categories: red neck, humor, word play,
Form: Light Verse
Susie Lee done fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all,
She told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, Susie Gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yore ma don't know,
But Joe is yore half brother.

So...Read More
Categories: red neck, valentines day,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Biological Enlightenment
First off,
this is not pick on George Lakoff day
because I love his Political Mind like a brother.

you knew that was coming,
so let me change it right now

yes, much of the proletariat-patriarchal Enlightenment Era
of the 1700s was weighted toward Transcendence,
so,...Read More
Categories: red neck, anti bullying, community, culture, gender, health, love,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Christian Evangelical-Charismatic Republicans
I grew up with rural Michigan white red-neck evangelical root systems.
These did not always feed my multicultural self/other liberation of the GLBTQ subclimatic root system
for regeneratively healthy instincts,
yet I learned to survive within this fundamentalist-alien-straight Christian White anthro-culturally supremacist climate...Read More
Categories: red neck, beauty, christian, gender, health, political, rights, trust,
Form: Political Verse
Through Their Eyes
Pressed firmly a shoulder against brick wall
Arms that are folded and feeling quite tall
A hurly burly of a lazy man
Only works if he has to or can

Frustrated waiting for the big check
Drank the last one quickly red neck
They only come...Read More
Categories: red neck, confusion, crazy, fear, horror, murder, psychological, scary,
Form: Rhyme
One of the Boys
"One of the Boys"
One of those tote carrying 
cardholdin' members 
Levi jeans wearing
tobacco can imprinted 
baseball cap with the
accessorized fishhook in it
An ol' southern boy
who likes his toys,
his Jim Bean and Roy
argues over Ford or
Pick-up  truck lifted
windows non tinted
Shoots...Read More
Categories: red neck, brother, missing you, racism, boy,
Form: Free verse
Jasmine, the girl in gym with me, has a reputation of the school, theatre slut.
I BET IN THE NEXT TEN YEARS... she will become a famous actress who will end up
Being apart of the biggest scandal in Hollywood.
YET IN THE...Read More
Categories: red neck, high school, irony, judgement, life, drug,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member MOONLIT NIGHT

The city
Tar-top roof
With a brick-few, short wall
And then – central
This little, round, beat up old table
Cheap wine bottle atop
Two plastic cups
Two bent folding chairs
Assorted junk everywhere
Our lovers long gone
And so their western song
The Moon?
Oh    just...Read More
Categories: red neck, life,
Form: Free verse
Bill side 12 answer to Richard Pickett Watcher in the Dark
     The traffic light on the end of Brick’s street turned green and Bill headed for home after dropping off Brick at his place. He knew Brick would be okay after a bit because of the...Read More
Categories: red neck, mystery, light, light, time,
Form: Narrative
Went back
Went back to 1480,
 to see Leonardo of the Vince,
Went to understand, the blunder,
 tilting of the windmills, maybe pinch,
Don Quixote, did resist,

So I went off in a hurry,
He was getting on me quince,
Sancho Painza,  Poncin, Panchet,
Wanted curry on...Read More
Categories: red neck, adventure, me,
Form: Rhyme
loving life
laugh now cry later
middle finger in the air
im a no game player
so fresh so clean
been buzz'n all day
trip'n on caffeine 
gotta love it, im living free
happy as hell, just being me
i gotta pocket full of change
im feeling like a kid...Read More
Categories: red neck,
Form: Rhyme
I got stinky weed from a Conch
A Conch is a Key West Redneck Local 
you needed to know that before I go vocal

I stopped at a Couch's house to buy some weed'z
and this is only the begining of what I see'z

came up on a trailer where...Read More
Categories: red neck, adventure, funny
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Red Neck Xmas ( for Robert D.)
‘Twas close to the day when Buba Claus,
His red nose and Bowie knife shining,
Would be off to fill the manly's hearths,
With bacon for their frying.

The ground was bare of snow or ice, 
The sky was clear of reindeer. 
But Buba...Read More
Categories: red neck, funny, holiday, imagination
Form: Rhyme
Shogun (collaboration with Richard Pickett's Samauri/Shogun story on his site)
     The NYC. Detective strolled into his little office that once had been a janitors supply 
closet in an elementary school . It was converted into a police station after the school had 
found a more...Read More
Categories: red neck, adventure, school, time, horse, school, time,
Form: Narrative

It’s about time you came around.
I have waited long with my pants dropped down.
Did you say, “CHICKEN!" Mmm, I love chicken.
My favorite comes in white meat.
My fingers I'm still licking.
I read your slam it had no...Read More
Categories: red neck, abuse, addiction, art, bullying, friendship, hope, me,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Red Neck (Psalms and Proverbs)
For those concerned of my muse
My red neck proverbs,  please don’t refuse,

If those considered to be, of lesser degree,
Could gain confidence in themselves,  to see,

Refusing to be put down by some carnal mind,
Thank you! My love in my...Read More
Categories: red neck, love, upliftinglife,
Form: Rhyme
I'm not a country red neck
Nor part of any clan
My skin is white like ivory
I am a Caucasian man.

My music of choice is Mo-Town,
Hip-Hip and R&B.
Alternative some, heavy metal, Yes.
I can say that music relaxes me.

I have a fondness for...Read More
Categories: red neck, lifemusic, music, high school,
Form: Free verse