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Red Neck Coffin

I’m planning to run my Ford into the ground And there I’ll be buried in it safe and sound Slowly the bed will rust off the frame And in that hole, we will remain Buried in an F150 Will not only be quite nifty I’ll need no wooden basket In my broke-down Ford casket!

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Charles Messina

Date: 1/22/2025 9:58:00 AM

LMAO! Too funny David, but I must say he may have to wait a while for that Ford to die. I've had mine for over 20 years and it has over 300,000 mi. Baby keeps going still. I am retired as of December so I may be sending her to her grave soon. Stay well...Charlie PS: If you get a chance check out my brother's poem on my site: "President Trump" Thanks

David Fisher
Date: 1/23/2025 4:40:00 AM

Thanks for the kind words. It's great how long a vehicle can last. Happy retirement!

Hilda Greenhough

Date: 12/13/2024 4:59:00 PM

Funny. I'm laughing again. I don't want to be buried in my car, though.

Kenneth Cheney

Date: 12/12/2024 7:32:00 AM

FORD- Found On Road Dead-

David Fisher
Date: 12/12/2024 5:16:00 PM

Thanks, I forgot that one-just perfect!

Yolanda Nicholsen

Date: 12/8/2024 1:48:00 PM

short and sweet this is awesome piece enjoyed reading your poem many blessings

Panagiota Romios

Date: 12/7/2024 3:34:00 PM

David, a great humoruos write. I know people are buried with cell phones, you can hear them ringing at night in cemeteries, that shows our addiction to the internet as if a coprse can answer the phone! We are a mentally unhinged society. We even think dead poets can read us? Your poem makes more sense! Pangie xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/5/2024 8:06:00 PM

Ha, ha, ha... David, you are clearly a 'Hillbilly-at-Heart!' lol. ~ gw

Joe Maverick

Date: 12/4/2024 10:32:00 PM

No doubt you will be well integrated with that F 150s remains David, and in many years become re constituted, as a spacecraft if theres Iron mining going on.?

Jeff Kyser

Date: 12/4/2024 6:04:00 PM

Just don't die in it! Enjoyed!