Red Neck Delivery Man

I’m all jacked up on the bottle And I’m wacked out of my mind She left me for that mail man Brown suit done crossed the line That package she was waiting on Had two legs and a smile I’m bout to make a delivery And I’m delivering red neck style Ill hunt him with my old coon-dog Expose with my spot light Take another shot of whisky I got a dog in this fight When you’re messin with my women You’ve got a country problem my man I’ve got a first class package Red neck delivery man That old coon-dog is bayed up It about midnight I slam it in to 4 wheel His butt is puckered up real tight Like a tick on a coon dog Digging in real deep I don’t need no tracking system Just my red neck philosophy So when you hear those glass packs coming You better scurry up that tree You can bet your ass I’m coming You bout to get a piece of me Cause I’m coming with my coon-dog Bringing my spot light I’ll take another shot of whisky I got a dog in this fight When you’re messin with my women You’ve got a country problem my man I’ve got a first class package Red neck delivery man Watch out boy - here I come – Red neck delivery man