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Funny Rather Poems

These Funny Rather poems are examples of Rather poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rather Funny poems written by international poets.

Rather Bleak Ending To a Wednesday

A cuttlefish swallowed my house the other day.
He ejected his inky black fluid and we could not get away.
The local newspaper came out and had...

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Categories: rather, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

The Me I Would Rather Be

The me I would rather be will drive around town in a red fire truck
Picking up children who are mad and sad, giving them ice...

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Categories: rather, how i feel, introspection,

I'D Rather Be a Dog

When it comes down to it all
I'd rather be a dog
Laying in the shade all day
With nothing going on

When I want fun I'll bark and...

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Categories: rather, animal, funny, humor,

Six Random and Rather Ridiculous Observations Concerning Love

1: If love is a game we need a referee
2: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways!  Um…
3: I loved her...

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Categories: rather, funny love,

I'D Rather Live In His World

It was off to work again as I do each day
Early in the morning when I get to pray
All alone on the road I just...

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Categories: rather, children, devotion, funny, god,

Even More Sometimes Rather Insulting Foolish Footles and Somebody Please Help Me I Can'T Stop -

Lose the straggly beard:
Hairy
Harry!

Apparantly, Mr. Ellison fell off the goofy tree and hit every branch on the way down..Grow up!:
Whacky
Jackie

Ms Wong, as per your recent...

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Categories: rather, funny,

He'D Rather Be Home Alone

Little Macaulay Culkin
Left at home, but not sulkin'
Sued his real parents for divorce
Now he's "Home Alone" with no remorse



*Clerihew for Catie's Contest...

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Categories: rather, funny

I'D Rather Starve

Is Oil tasty?
The filthy crude;
what is the allure?
It isn't food.

Yet here I stand be-trodden;
astonished at what I see,
everyone is eating Oil;
how can this be? How...

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Categories: rather, funny

Words I'D Rather Not Hear Anymore!!

I guess Im an old geezer, to me amazed by the first pocket calculator, but there 
are a few words or phrases that I cannot...

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Categories: rather, education, funny, on writing