Words I'D Rather Not Hear Anymore!!
I guess Im an old geezer, to me amazed by the first pocket calculator, but there
are a few words or phrases that I cannot stomach. They make me crazy (Like I
ain't crazy enough already) Anyway here they are;
Hi! I'm Billy Mays!! (blood pressure surges, fists are clenched, and words I'd
never say pour out of me)
Quality Time (get real!)
Bonding (you got the glue?)
Dot com (dot com this.....)
Blog...(is that english or a plumbing term?)
Politically incorrect (that's what God put politicians on earth to be; thieves......
Sensitivity(lost your sense of touch?)
Credit worthy (or, how much can we rip you off for?)
Soulmate (is that for blacks only?)
Liberators (invaders)
Military Intelligence (what an oxymoron)
New Jersey (don't seem so new to me- ever smell Elizabeth N.J.?)
Preemptive strike (invasion)
Male enhancer (what slimy level have we reached?)
Martial arts (paintings from Mars?)
Virgin Mother (no comment!)
Disfunctional ( what function are they 'dis'en?)
Moral standards (a bunch of bull shooters)
Erectial misfunctions (proves the law of gravity, anyway!)
Out of the Loop (where? In Chicago?- did I miss a stitch?)
Salt of the earth (so where's the pepper?)
I'll probably come up with more, and miss another night's sleep; but, oh, what the
heck! Chow
Copyright © Tom Bell | Year Posted 2007
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